"Fucking son of a bitch!" I yelled as I clicked off my cell phone. Sometimes having an old fashioned phone would be worth it, just for the satisfaction of slamming it down in someone's ear. Jason stood me up again to go hang with his "bros." Well, it's likely he wasn't going to be getting a blowjob or laid by those bros. Hope he has fun with them. I calle...
Pt. III: Chez 69 When Allison woke up the phone was ringing insistently. She reached over to the night stand and dragged it onto the bed with her and picked up the receiver. "Yes?" "Made up your mind, Allison?" It was the raspy voice. At first, she couldn't focus on the meaning of the question. Then, suddenly, it all came rushing back into her. The whisk...
It is time… After years of trial and error… After years hardship and insanity… It is time, time for a new cartoon overlord! (0) Deep within the darkness of your evil lair, plot and ponder your evil plan to conquer all of the cartoon universes. Eventually you come up with seven important steps that you need in order to begin conquering cartoon worlds. One: Yo...
Dani and Stacy woke the next morning raring to go. Showed shaved and dressed, they started to make their way to the airport. Long term parking was fairly empty so they were able to get a parking stall near the door, which made them happy that they wouldn't have to drag the baggage any further than necessary. A couple of the guys heading into the airport for...
"She wouldn't even have to bend over or get on her knees!" One of the bros giggled to his friend. The other guy was nodding wildly. "Usually they have those like...weird shaped foreheads and huge shoulders and shit. But she's..." the other guy responded, not exactly on point with the initial comment. "She's fucking hot," the first guy finished for him. I...
A bright Monday morning, Katya wakes up as usual to find her bed empty. Harold is most certainly at the office, at his desk doing boring paper work she would never understand. Katya and Harold were college sweethearts. Well actually she prefers to call it University sweethearts. They got married almost immediately after graduating and Harold got a job at the...
Disclaimer - This is a work of total fiction. All characters used in this piece of fiction are not mine, they are the property of Warner Bros., and any events they engage in during this piece of fiction is completely... fictional. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spoiler Warning! - This story is my version of what SHOULD have happened surrounding and durin...
Thank you for your interest in Love Dolls: the customizable companion you deserve! Over the last several years we’ve been hard at work refining our flagship product. Say goodbye to the shiftless, rubbery statues of yesteryear - the modern Love Doll is fleshy, fun and, most importantly, fulfilling! ...But don’t just take our word for it. Consider this: in onl...
All characters in this story are at least 18 years old. The Watcher, Asmodatu, appears to us on an alien landscape. "I am Asmodatu the Watcher" he told us, "like Uatu, I have observed the rise and fall of civilisations, worlds, galaxies. I know all that is, most of what has been and much of what will be. I also have many windows into the stran...
You wake up, so the morning is already off to a bad start. Regardless, with some struggling kicks and tumbles, you get out of bed wobbling onto your two little feet. With some yawns and overly long stretches, your eyes open up to the girl in your mirror. First thing you notice is her black shoulder length hair, wonderfully soft looking and well kept consider...