Inspired by an improper, filthy and implausible piece in another place, I thought I'd let my dirty imagination run riot. It's crude, unlikely and totally daft but I enjoyed it. That's what writing this stuff is all about. Yu Smelly and Cissy Biggun, both 18, walked home from college together as they always did. They looked a little disheveled after a full d...
I have decided to reveal all, regardless of the severe pressure being placed on me by agents hired (I strongly suspect) by Johnnie Canlick and the Freeks: the beautiful red-haired, green-eyed, lightly freckled Ginger Freek, 36, and her daughter Debby, 18, of similar appearance, if somewhat taller at 5'10". Two more cock-hardening, long limbed beauties would...
INTRODUCTION & DISCLAIMER - When Steve, a painter and decorator from Melbourne Australia does some painting work at his father-in-law's magnificent house, things don't exactly go smoothly. Steve's wife Vicki's family is complicated, and the result is that Vicki has a much younger 18-year-old half-sister named Olivia, who is a complete spoiled brat, shallow a...
I was sitting around the kitchen counter the other day with Lila, my sexy, GILF girlfriend, and her best friend, Sandy. Both are 61 years old, in terrific shape, both blondes, both with lithe, limber and well preserved bodies, as they both work out religiously. Lila's about 5-8, weighs a willowy 125 pounds, and Sandy's a bit shorter, 5-5 or so, and a more so...
Is it the aroma, their crevice, the stink or the stubble? Being aroused by armpits and their aroma makes you an airhead, lightheaded and high from my deep pits and their sunken holes emanating waves of stink to stupefy you with. Armpits arouse you, the smooth skin and crevices are the only curves you're attracted to. Creamy and smooth pits, curving and bendi...
"I wanted to personally meet with you, to tell you, congratulations. You've got the job," Mrs. Sheridan said as she reached out and shook my hand. She was wearing a black skirt suit and I tried not to stare too much at her figure. She was in her mid-forties with dark-chocolate brown hair and piercing blue eyes. When she first interviewed me (for a full-time...
This is a true story that happened to me last year. At the time I didn't tell anyone because I was too embarrassed, but my husband encouraged me to write in and tell you all about it. He thought it was the most erotic thing he had heard of in years. So here goes. It was a hot summer day. Really hot. The train was crowded as I boarded and began the long tr...
Susan sniffed, she lifted her arms and smelled at her hairy patch. She was so glad that it emanated such strong and sexy-hot odour. God she loved it. Susan was twenty-eight, she'd lived quite a conventional life but often found herself craving something else, something more expanded than the nursing position and the flat in the suburbs. She worked a matern...
Evelyn entered the hallway of the unassuming council house semi, just down the street opposite from her house. By contrast, hers was a large five bedroom detached neo-Georgian affair - as befitted the wife of a well paid solicitor. At the urging of her husband, they had both joined the group a few weeks earlier. The rules were simple. Each member couple coul...
It's great to be a second-semester senior, especially at my high school. I guess it's great all over, what with the spring weather, the girls ditching their parkas, and grades not meaning a damn thing. But our school is special, as I was reminded this morning. I was walking along behind two teachers grousing to one another as they went to their first classes...