1. Stephanie took out a long white cigarette out of her purse, lit it and blew a long puff up over the bar. Both women were dressed in business suits, Stephanie being a blond thirty- year old, pretty with a good complexion and full lips; Angie being equally attractive with brown hair. "You want another beer?" Stephanie said to her friend. "Okay." It was...
Flames tore across the village, consuming dwellings and people alike as they raced from one place to the next, fuelled by strong winds and the old oak timbers most of the houses we made of. The blaze caused joists to crack and pop as the flame licked along their lengths, the heat causing iron studs to pop from their setting like projectiles, adding themselve...
“Hey, can I have one of those?” “I didn’t know you smoked.” “Neither does anyone else and I’d appreciate it if you’d keep it quiet. What my insurance company doesn’t know won’t void my policy.” “Okay, but then you owe me one.” “One what?” “Shared secret.” “What secret is that?” “After we seal the deal with the smoke, I’ll tell you,” she said, passing...
I walked up to the bar, sat down and ordered a beer. My wife was out of town for the weekend on business and I saw no need to rush home to an empty house. The bartender brought me my beer. I turned it up and took a large drink. I noticed that there was an ACC game on the television behind the bar. I thought to myself, Corona and a Duke Basketball game. Now,...
Freaky Ass Fuck Parody "This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke." "Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny." "Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard." "Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you." "HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..." My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with go...
Fillmore Phelps yawned as he waited for Dr. Bigelow's chesty receptionist to call him. Fillmore had been seeing the orthodontist for four years now, and now, at twenty-one years old he was finally he was getting those god dam braces off Hey...he could finally eat an apple. Fillmore looked around on the table for something to read. Yeah. Good, something oth...
Brandon had just moved into his new apartment and was currently unpacking. He had just broken up with his girlfriend Tammy and was staring over as a single guy which he was never really good at. He was a little depressed about the whole thing but he also knew it was for the best as Tammy was never really a good girlfriend to him and often made him feel bad a...
The Alley of No Return Chapter 20: "You've Come a Long Long Way Baby" Stephen Rendell marched confidently across the marble floor towards the turbo lift; flushed with cold and pride of the exotic trophy on his arm. Another couple entered aftr them as it came and pressed the panel for their floor. Mrs Datrice stepped forward and her elegant gloved forefinge...
PART FOUR: The Hidden Curriculum Jane Matthews stepped out of the smoke filled car and looked across at Elaine Phelps. She smiled, took another long puff on what remained of the cigarette in her gloved hand and dropped it, crushing it with her heeled boot. She exhaled through her nose and Elaine was transfixed as it drifted towards her across the car roof...
PART SEVEN: By Dawn's Early Light Jane Matthews eyes opened and she yawned. Light flooded through the thin gauze at the bedroom window. She arose, naked and pulled the long black sheared beaver coat from the bed and placed it over her shoulders. She took the last cigarette from the pack that she and Ruth Mears had worked their way through, and lit it at the...