Your name is David. You are a disgustingly skinny moron who has been a huge failure at life. You lost your job, you dropped out of college, and your semi attractive girlfriend broke up with you. Your head is shaved, your armpits stink and you have proven repeatedly throughout your life to have about as much common sense as a monkey. Like all men you have an...
Three years ago my wife Julie and I had a baby girl. Our marriage has had its ups and downs, but generally things have been fine. Once our daughter began preschool, Julie started working out with a personal trainer each day. Each month she did she got in a little better shape, within a year she was in better shape than she was when we met in college. The res...
Consensualis Uxuribus Calidus - Kittens CUC Kittens Chapter One - The Hook Paul and Sabrina were going through a hard time... Paul was an Electrical Technician, certified by the IEEE and good at his job, but getting older now, and at 55 years old finding it impossible to get another job after the company he worked for reduced their staff, he cursed the s...
My plan to turn my sister into a smoker was off to a great start. I went to my room and coaxed out three loads thinking about my beautiful sister smoking. The long white cigarette perched in her perfect lips, her increasingly deep inhales, and the streams of smoke clouding around her angelic face. The next morning I awoke and headed downstairs. Entering the...
I wake up after six long hours of restlessly rolling around and sleeping on the carpeted floor all the while you sleep so sweetly and soundly in a Queen sized bed that's big enough to hold at least four people. I don't dare wake you yet as I remember the list you have given me with chores to do before waking you. Six hours earlier as I'm kneeling on the fl...
Ash took a deep breath. For as good as life had been for the trainer, things were starting to become... stale. It felt as if he was stuck in a loop of sorts, unable to break free no matter what he did. "I just want a change." he thought, laying down in his bed. Sleep came quickly, with him unaware of what would await him come tomorrow.What's next?...
==Part 2: The Landscapers== The next day, Tuesday, I woke up after my parents had already gone to work. I went downstairs to grab breakfast, and saw Jason in the kitchen. I was still wearing the skimpy nightgown; normally I wouldn't have worn it without underwear, especially in front of my brother, but after yesterday it didn't seem like that big of a deal....
I pushed the nose over and picked up the necessary airspeed as I neared the airstrip. The old bird was doing just over 200 as we crossed the end of the runway. I put in the back pressure on the stick and the nose came up nicely. When we were vertical I released the pressure and kept us going straight up. The speed fell off rapidly and when she was done she f...
This is a sequel to the story "The New Matilde". 1. Friday, August 28th: Hi. It's me again, Matilde Jørgensen, schoolteacher in Copenhagen, Denmark. And 30 (thirty!) years old later this autumn. My relationship with Thomas lasted around seven months. One day at the end of April he told me that he'd fallen for another woman and that "we" were over. Hi...
The Second Story: Give It Up For Me, Babe Claire: I love my husband. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for him. Not one single thing in the world. But, with that being said. There is something I haven't quite been able to manage to do yet. Quit smoking. Yes, I admit it. I'm a smoker. I've tried everything. The patches, the gum, the pills, quitting cold tu...