Celebrity Trash 01 By : DickThePimp "JAMES... JAMES..." My mom in law Kris Jenner tries waking me up. I'm passed out. Molly + Moonshine got me all fucked up. "JAMES..." Kris turns me over onto my back on the bed. I've got morning wood. Oh yeah. "JESUS! WHAT A COCK!" She smiles naughtily. Kris reaches out and strokes my fourteen and a half inches. All rock...
I can never figure out why I still come here. Yvonne's has got to be the last place I should come to when I'm bored. I'm still not sure whether to call this place a hole-in-the-wall club or hole-in-the-wall bar or a combination of both but I do know one thing; this place has great music…despite the smoke. I can't stand the smoke. Being a non-smoker it...
Erin pulled into the parking lot of "Sleazy Pawn". Out front, she could see her boyfriend David and his best friend Shane smoking cigarettes. They were standing near Shane's car which was parked near the edge of the building and less noticeable by anyone driving by. Erin stepped out of the car and was greeted by the boys. "Hey, baby!" Dav...
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: DYNAMO KIEV v CHELSEA The thirty year old Ukranian international footballer watched transfixed as Lydia Keith removed her tight tweed skirt, and watched as its silk lining slid over her sheer stockings to her ankles. He puffed deeply on his cigar as he watched her perched on the end of the bed. The merino wool polo neck clung tightly to h...
All week at school I had been looking forward to Friday. Despite my initial plan of taking a break from our relationship to pursue my inexplicable desire to meet a girl 'from the wrong side of the tracks,' Amber deciding that she would fill the role was a welcome change of direction. Besides, I hadn't concocted a real idea of how to meet this 'bad girl,' let...
We hung out Phoenix giving me some remedies for my plugged nostrils. We gathered all the money we had made whoring, over two thousand dollars. I took only eight hundred and gave the rest to my lover. "What are you doing you made most of it?" Phoenix questioned. "Keep it." Was all I said. Before she could put up anymore resistance her phone rang, sending...
Henry Lawson entered into the prison after a long day in court. He got a phone call from a client he barely remembered, but his assistant reminded him that he was on a hundred thousand dollar retainer, and promised twenty four seven service. The name was familiar, but he couldn't quite place it, as he read it off a card, he scribbled the name his assistant h...
Chapter 17: Perfection in Blue Fox Jennifer Coombes leaned forward and lit her son's cigarette. She adored him smoking; he looked so cool in his new tight leather high waisted blouson. He was trembling, and she wondered whether it was the cold as the temperature plummeted below freezing now the sun had gone down, despite the patio heater on the Knightsbridg...
Chris had come to the party late, and had only showed up at all to get along with other people at the office. Not knowing very many of the people there, except the previously mentioned clods, he was sitting over in the far corner of the room by the wide screen t.v. watching the ball game. A fairly tall guy, about five eleven and a hundred and eighty pounds,...
Synopsis Client and escort both get turned on during a smoking blow-job session * My client told me that he'd been looking forward to this day like no other. He'd booked a session with me, a couple of days earlier, and he said he was desperate to see me. He said that just chatting to me on the phone about the arrangements for our meeting had been an amaz...