A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
Alan stood at the other end of the door, grinning a deceptive grin. "Now with that call out of the way, may I come in?" he asked. Tom moved to the side, and Alan made himself comfortable on one of the chairs in the small main room. "You smoke Tom?" he asked. "No, I quit a couple years ago. Besides, there's no smoking in the dor-". Alan pulled out a c...
Vince looked doubtfully at Splint, kneeling naked in the corner of his own living room. Then Vince turned his head back at Sparky, who smiled at him. God, watch her toss that ice blonde hair. When Splint began seeing Sparky, the whole crowd had been taken aback. Sparky was overweight in kind of a sexy way--big boobs, big hair all that kind of thing. Most o...
Natasha was my best friend but going back, things had always been bumpy in our friendship. We had met in college and were thrown together as roommates our Freshman year. We bonded over boys and ice cream and it seemed like we would be friends forever. After college, Natasha went to graduate school for international business. She was also studying Italian, Fr...
16 The Avenger is about to strike. Not for the Avenger the skin tight outfit with underwear on the outside, designed to show the world at large and in particular the female population, everything that he had to offer, instead the Avenger looked for all the world like a Stock Broker, in a dark suit and neatly trimmed beard and hair, and as such was able to...
My girlfriend Nicole invited me to a party Austin; her lover; and his wife was having at their home. They had promised the staff they would host a lavish party in appreciation for all the long hours and hard work we provided to the company. When he visited his wife's office, several of the staff reminded him of the party that never happened and not very subt...
Ever since I watched the movie, 'Charlie Wilson's War', which came out in theaters a few years ago (I now have the DVD, and watch it constantly), I've been fantasizing about Tom Hanks in the title role. He's already my favourite actor, with his good looks and charm, but seeing him portray my former employer from twenty years ago (he died recently, actually)...
Jack, Brenda, and Juan were friends. One Friday evening they went clubbing together, had a great time, and got drunk. They danced and partied until closing time. As they walked out Juan said, "Why don't we go to my apartment?" "Yes," they all chimed in. While Jack drove, Juan and Brenda made out in the back seat, kissing and playing. They arrived at Juan...
Declan 'Deckie' Anderson stepped out from HMP Wormwood Scrubs in West London after a three year prison sentence for Cannabis smuggling into the country. He had pleaded guilty, knowing he would have been given a longer custodial prison sentence; his Legal Aid solicitor told him to take the lesser sentence. Either way, Declan did his time inside and survived;...
We arrived at our home, about twenty minutes after picking up my bimbo dressed slut wife. I picked her up outside one of the most notorious pick up joints in our town. A lot of the journey home involved my wife regaling some of the saucy and naughty moments she claimed she had been enjoying recently at the hands of the lounge lizards and alpha males. She had...