I sat at my favorite table smoking when Lilly showed up to ask if I needed anything. I asked for a bottle of Perrier and she smiled and said "Right away Mr. Bob." I sent off a few emails, sent some pictures of the new place to my wife and then scrolled through my WeChat deleting all the whores wanting to connect then checked my Whatspp. I had a message from...
I had seen his picture, but didn't know what to expect. His picture had him with a full beard and long, wavy brown hair and green eyes. He had a nose that was a little big but not too much, and a smile that's the kind I like: genuine, warm, friendly, and even cute. He even had dimples, which matched up with how he was as a baby. I had to see those - after al...
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Chapter Five: When it rains I was still in shock when Gretchen leaned over, took me into her arms and held me. "I'm sorry," she whispered. "I never thought... I never thought this would really happen. It was just supposed to be a joke." My thoughts ran around the inside of my head, like a dog chasing its own tail; going nowhere, but getting there really fa...
CHAPTER V A VICE FROM YAKUBUTSU KATAPIRA ACE LI looked up at the man in a kimono who sat calmly smoking a hookah from his seat on a giant mushroom. The man might have been 35 or he might have been 55. It was very hard to tell. He had short white hair and a short white beard. He wore round sunglasses with gold rims that completely hid his eyes. His purple a...
Chapter 2: Real Love - Jan 2008 to Jan 2012 Well the reviews are in and I'm delighted to see the warm reception given to my Chapter 1! Thank you! Now it's true that there has been some adverse criticism. Not much but some. And all of it constructive, incisive, and carefully reasoned. I appreciate it. I consider criticism a chance to learn from the reader -...
***** Once again, thanks to a wonderful editor! AsylumSeeker, thank you for your input and comments. This story follows directly after TMUP 01. It is the morning after Angela's transformation, and her bladder is filling up. Angela grows more and more desperate, and Gwen becomes curious. If you don't like watersports/golden showers, please don't read this i...
The waiting room for the Santa Maria Obstetrics, Gynaecology and Fertility Clinic was much what one would expect from a private medical practice: clean, bare and professional, with only a few touches of personality or comfort found in the décor, likely last updated a decade ago. The air conditioning made the waiting room just too cool to be comfortable, espe...
It was the last night of what had been another fairly uneventful, but certainly successful, tour for Carrie Underwood, and, despite the fact that I had made a few as of yet unsuccessful advances toward her on the road, I had tried for the most part to put any thoughts of hooking up with her out of my mind. Until I heard the argument, that is. "Why are you...
Based on a true story, but nobody ever believed it so now we change the names to protect the not-so-innocent! *** I was getting married in three months time. I had a tux fitting in the afternoon. I got a phone call from my betrothed. "Hello" "Hey it's me." "Hi me! Wow, I'm talking to myself. I guess as long as I don't answer I'm ok, right me?" "Daniel...