That evening I watched the tape back that I had earlier recorded in my kitchen, of how I fucked Joanne over the sink as her kid was just in the other room. I had to admit, we looked great together, but as the realisation hit in that I had a hard-on and she was at her house with that prick of a husband I got frustrated. It was around ten, so I decided to hea...
Then Debbie's phone rang, waking her up. "Do you need to get that, Honey?" I asked. "Yeah, I probably should! It's probably my mom wondering what the fuck happened to me!" Debbie responded. As I stood up, she rushed over to her shorts, grabbed her phone, and enthusiastically exclaimed "Hi Mom!" "Hi Debbie!" I heard a fairly gravelly but feminine voice res...
As I hung up Debbie's phone, I set it on the nightstand, lay on my side on her left, and gazed at my extraordinary new girlfriend. Having lost both her cunt and ass virginity on the same day, while smoking weed heavily after having none for two months, she was exhausted and looked like she would be asleep for several hours. It was now 11:30 PM and she had sc...
Darius Whitaker a normal black man who got incredibly lucky, as one day when he was smoking some weed on the couch a mystical forest fairy exploded from the end of his blunt with her hair on fire, screaming at the top of her lungs. "What the fuck?!" Darius would exclaim, quickly grabbing his glass of coke from the table and dumping it on the head o...
This is not a nice story. There are two ways it can be told. The short way, and the slightly longer way. A hand over a mouth, a dark place underground, wide eyes, naked skin, sex, begging, spanking, kicking, shouting, sweat, even -- yes -- blood. There: the short way. If you want to come quickly, scroll down a while and start there. After all, for all...
I had the munchies. I don't know and I don't care what they call it today; seems like almost everything I say today is 'so old school' that it is laughable. We used to call that passé' but even passé' is old school. Anyway, I had just smoked a bong of some primo shit; oh, let me guess, 'primo' is old school too. So, is calling my weed 'shit,' right? Noneth...
Declan 'Deckie' Anderson stepped out from HMP Wormwood Scrubs in West London after a three year prison sentence for Cannabis smuggling into the country. He had pleaded guilty, knowing he would have been given a longer custodial prison sentence; his Legal Aid solicitor told him to take the lesser sentence. Either way, Declan did his time inside and survived;...
Warning this story contains the use of chastity and marijuana. This is however consensual relations between a husband and wife. * On Monday my wife Sam told me to make a phone call to my connection to get some weed for Friday. I knew this meant trouble I was in for a huge surprise. I was also instructed to take Friday off from work and that the kids would...
Henri and I were out of town, planning to attend a two day old tractor show, and have a motel room nearby. Getting there early enough on Friday, we checked in, had a meal at the onsite restaurant, and met a really sexy black lady. We planned to eat there again, mostly to look her over some more. This Saturday morning, on the way from our room to the show, w...
The cab stops at the address. Trupti and I, now fully dressed, get out of the cab. The meter was blank. Presumably, he turned it off. I take out two $20 bills and extend them towards the cabbie. "No, it's not necessary." the cabbie winks and squeezes my hand. "Please take it." Getting the ride for free in exchange for whatever happened in the cab would mak...