Once upon a time there was a Genuinely Naughty, Tenderly Sneaky, Intensely Persistent, Totally Non-Creepy Stalker. His name was Dill. Or Tom. Depending on who was asking. One day, while he was on HotOrWhat? trolling for pretty women to stalk, he came across a picture of Princess Ginger. Then he came again. And then he clicked Yes, to indicate that he would...
As the year closes the air is filled with jingling bells, Christmas music and the incessant drone of whining. Much like the commercial where after losing a video game on his phone a competitor says, "I like to win," to which an older lady sitting nearby replies, "You like to whine," the Survivor Forum is filled with whining. Echoing through the great halls o...
Some people inherit a watch when their grandfather passes away. Other people get a house or lots of money. I wasn’t one of those people. I got something a lot more valuable. I was seventeen years old, almost eighteen when I sat at my grandfathers death bed. The cancer had finally gotten to him, after all those years. Though you would never be able to tell. H...
I'll state again that there won't be any sex in this chapter, just plot. Sorry. * "This is going to be fun," Belial growled as he looked up at the neon sign in front of him. Horny Rhino Burlesque Club--suggested by Judith as an easy target, since it was far from any major National Guard outpost, but approved by Belial for the fun of killing half-naked wom...
Ted had thought ahead, knowing the Red's had a ton of nukes. Those commie bastards would stop at nothing to destroy the American way of life. Life, liberty, and the most pussy you can fuck. He'd built a shelter in the backyard, dug it in and filled it with goods that he and the family would need to live and survive for as long as it took the Army to come res...
Starring Big-Boobed Educator Hilda Humper in: "The Spelling Bee" Written by Victor C. Nathan * "Now class, pay attention," Hilda Humper said to her twelfth grade English class as she adjusted the strap of her triple J cup brassiere and let her eyes scan the boys' groins for hints of erections. "This being close to spring break, we are going to do somethi...
Here's part two of the first part, if you follow my meaning. And please take a moment after reading and vote or post a comment. Let me know what y'all think! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Adelle's, how may I help you?" "Adelle?" Allie asked, confused. "Where's Cleo?" "Cleo had a date tonight, so I'm covering the phones as well as my usual duties," Adelle said...
Please do not read if under 18 years of age or offended by sexually explicit stories and situations. (c) 2003 Couture *********** I had been waiting to get David alone all night, but Lisa was on him like a bad zit. Her bladder must have finally gotten the better of her and she walked off in the direction of the restroom, leaving her date by himself, sipp...
If you knew me, you'd be totally blown away by what I'm about to reveal about myself. No one, I mean NO ONE who knows me could ever imagine how naughty I really am or some of the things I've done. You see, I was born a modern day Southern lady. On the outside, I do what is expected of me. I please my parents and my family, and most of all, I please my husban...
[M4F] The Coffee Shop [Script Fill] [relationship] [lovers to lovers] [playing footsie] [sneaky sex] [room for cream] [laughter] [vanilla] [l-bombs] [making out] [breast play] [cunnilingus] [blow job] [fucking up against the door] [from behind] [creampie] This script was written by /u/midnightlemons on Reddit. It has everything I like (coffee, a little roma...