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I Love Her So Much...God, it Aches!

by Mycke on Sep 13, 2017
Romance

I studied her legs. We were desperately in love, and I strove to learn every inch of her body, so that I could make love to it; so that I could know her. On our very first date, I had told her I would caress her entire body, inside and out forever. After only five minutes, after entering her home I looked Rachel straight in the eyes and said, "up until...

The Dubious Dictionary: Ag-Al

by MathGirl on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

A collection of arcane and under-appreciated words for the edification, education, and entertainment of the reader. Definitions are included, along with clarification. Also, the word is used in a sentence, where appropriate, to indicate its proper usage in everyday language. NOTE: An asterisk (*) following a definition indicates that the word and definit...

Under My Desk

by Ignatius J Reilly on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

It was going to be today. I didn't know exactly when, but he'd said it would be today. I mused on it while getting ready to go to work, getting ready for what was to come. First, a shower. I'd been known to smooth the way for questing tongues in the past, and this seemed an excellent time to reacquaint myself with the feeling. So I lathered up, shaved, dri...

By the Lake

by JonnyPipe on May 7, 2019
First Time

This story is personal recollection of first tentative sexual exploration by a 19-year-old couple -- excited, but trying to keep our church's rules about no sex before marriage. In fact the last line is from 4 years later, just before marriage at the age of 23. Now 71, we are still together, 48 years married, with very different attitudes to sexuality, but w...

His Rules

by Cellist on Jul 14, 2020
Group Sex

It was Tarantina's turn to surprise me. I should have seen it coming, really. For our clandestine dates we would agree a place to meet, and then I would suggest an itinerary, usually involving a meal and a hotel. We went to different places each time to avoid suspicion. Getting away with a long-standing affair takes a bit of cunning and covering your tracks....

Futanari Ballbusting: Maize Maze

by RichardPercival on Jan 20, 2020
BDSM

It was many years ago on a certain autumn night, out in the countryside that the events of this story took place. There wasn't a cloud in the sky, and the large, full moon provided more than enough illumination to see. Three friends, on a test of courage, entered the Maize Maze. The eldest, 24, was a 5'5, busty woman named Mattie. She was bundled up in a z...

Azalea's Cursed Pasties Ch. 03

by StuckFanatic on Mar 16, 2020
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

The next morning, she was woken up by a sudden tug on both her nipples. Her eyes shot open as she looked down to see what had done that, but there was nothing there. She was laying on top of her bed, wearing nothing but her pajama bottoms and pasties, and there was nothing around her. Had she dreamed that? It had felt very real. But after a minute of stillne...

Massage What?

by MightyCasey on Sep 19, 2017
How To

How to initiate prostate massage into your relationship. This is what worked for me without a large amount of ass-pain, pardon my pun. I'm not obsessed with my prostate or anything, but it's nice to have a wife doesn't mind giving me an occasional prostate massage. My wife of twenty five years Gwendolyn is a real cutie, she has always been a great lover...

Sweetness

by lustybard on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

After I've prepared you a light but flavorful dinner, and we've lingered long after over wine and beautiful words; long after my fingers have intertwined with yours and my thumb is gently stroking the back of your hand; I look deep into your eyes and grin a little wickedly and say, "So, are you ready for dessert?" deepening my voice comically on the last wor...

Shortcut Home

by geronimo_appleby on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

There is nothing I wouldn't give not to have seen it. If I could erase it from memory I would. But see it I did. It appeared suddenly, a stutter in the corner of my eye. I turned my head slightly expecting to see a fox or a cat, maybe a drunk, the usual scavengers or miscreants with business in a skip at the back of the shops in the dark of night. Instead I...