Humor & Satire
Hi. I'm Joe. Up till now you've only known me through my work here, but now, after sixteen years on the site (almost to the day), I feel it's time to introduce myself to you properly.
I'm just an ordinary guy really: I like to be cool in the summer, and warm in the winter. I guess I'm just unlucky: My bills would be a lot lower if it were the other way arou...
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paper_miracle
on Sep 16, 2017
Romance
Connor really didn't want to get up. He was so comfortable snuggled up, a warm body pressed against him, the scent of lavender tantalized his nose and he buried it deeper into her hair.
Connor's eyes jerked open. Girl. There was a girl in his bed. Wait. Apparently not his bed. The night before came back to him, and he relaxed, pulling Kat closer to him. Th...
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Broken_Serenity
on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM
"Sit over there." Her mistress pointed to a low to the ground stool in the far corner of the shop. Her dirty blonde hair was up tightly in a bun, her body clad in dark jeans that gave no room to breathe, combat boots, a grey tee and a leather jacket. Her eyes, as always, were determined and critical. As if one wrong move and she'd pounce. It was a look that...
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rosah128
on Sep 24, 2019
NonHuman
This is my first attempt at writing a naughty story, so take it easy on me. I've always been a major fan of Literotica and wanted to try my hand at it. Constructive criticism welcome.
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Nestled in the valley below the mountain ranges of Balenciaga townsfolk bustled about the stone streets frantically preparing for the King's arrival. The King was an e...
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bonsaiboy
on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur
Matt recently moved to a Southwestern city from the Northwest after graduation. He had an amazing experience, which made him feel great about his decision. His story continues...
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Matt was now working for a software company in California and loving his new life. He recently had a mind blowing experience when he was playing soccer...
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BDSM
Justin entered the tavern with little fanfare, carrying a four-foot long stick in one hand. Around his neck hung a small pewter pendant of a dragon coiled slighting into a somewhat triangular shape. He wore a dark blue cloak draped over his shoulders, mostly hiding his soft, cotton shirt, of the same color blue. His jeans were visible from the front and anyw...
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1077ad
on Jun 19, 2018
Novels and Novellas
Alan and I were like the original Odd Couple. He was sloppy, disorganized and never seemed to plan ahead; I was a neat freak and kept my life well-organized. He was tall and skinny; I was short and stout. When we met at adjacent desks in a cubicle farm, we became fast friends, which continued even when I moved onto a better job. The fact that I was straight...
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Fetish
She started taking her bikini off but I told her to leave on ... for fun I told her ... and to get it rinsed out as well. That's how I got that part about changing the swimsuits underwater -- all true -- but not on the first time instructing her like in the history.
I made sure the water in the tub was not too warm water and not too cold. I put on music and...
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Samuelx
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
"According to numerous news outlets, the island of Haiti has been flooded by Hurricane Matthew, and close to a thousand of our people have lost their lives, we've got to do something," I said to my uncle, a nebbish, dark-skinned, bald, annoying and anal retentive little man named William Jean-Claude as we sat at the breakfast table inside his townhouse in th...
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Purple_Gloss
on Sep 11, 2017
Toys & Masturbation
The sun woke her up; shining onto her half-covered naked body. She was lying in her own bed, for once, she noted as she lay in her 400-thread Egyptian cotton sheets, enjoying the sun warming her full breasts. Waking up in the sunlight always put a smile on her face and today was no exception.
She propped herself up to survey the scene; long lightly tanned l...
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