This story is strictly a fantasy, as I have never met this person. * Of course, almost everyone in the world now knows Ms. Snooki Polizzi but my story happened when she was only famous in our neighborhood. Always with an entourage of cousins and hanger-on's even back in high school we all knew she would be famous. No matter what she wore, the look was the...
WE FUCK... ITS WHAT WE DO!... "Honey... snookums... why exactly is there a giant monster truck in the driveway? Hmmm?" "That's just James' new monster truck. Eat some cereal." "James' new monster truck? My son... who I love by the way... bought another monster truck?" Yes. He wrecked the last one. You remember. Now eat." "Honey bun... I DON'T WANT TO E...
This is a parody... It is not real *** I decided to take a vacation from my pimp work. I headed down to the Jersey Shore. I hadn't been there in awhile and I heard they had some hot pussy down there nowadays, so what the hell, I decided to check it out. I ended up in a nice house, right behind the house from Jersey Shore, that MTV show. Nobody was in it, s...
*This story is written by Dice Casden and Kristi as apart of our D&K Universe Collection* **Pour some sugar on me...Oh, in the name of love.. Pour some sugar on me...C'mon fire me up...Pour some sugar on me...Oh, I can't get enough...I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet...** * With 'Pour Some Suga On Mer' by Def Leppard playing, a montage of the...
Amidst all that had happened in the wake of the O'Brien case, I'd somehow kept up with company business. Chuck Tyler, my boss at Artists Unlimited, had always been beyond understanding and he'd been letting me pick and choose whatever assignments I wanted. But I felt I owed it to him it to him to do a shoot with one of the company's prestige client's, Tigres...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...
THIS IS A FANTASY...IT IS NOT REAL I was looking over my to do list in my seat on one of the private jet. It was headed back to Stamford. My boss Stephanie McMahon, I'm her PA, and I had left Detroit after Smackdown Live. She was busy on the phone talking to her husband HHH, who was on his way to the Performance Center in Orlando to check on Ronda Rousey's...
*This story is written by Dice Casden and Kristi as apart of our D&K Universe Collection* ***** On April 7, 2013 at MetLife Stadium as the WrestleMania pre-show gets underway, World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio and his ring announcer Ricardo Rodriguez are backstage near several tall stacks of equipment trunks, Alberto, dressed in wrestling trunks,...
THIS IS A PIMPED OUT FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL It was the last day of my Jersey Shore vacation. The weather was great, 80 degrees and sunny. I was on the deck of my rental place, relaxing with my girl, Jwoww. She was topless sunbathing, a hot pink thong on and nothing else, except designer shades. She had her right hand in my swim trunks, slowly.....
I enter the gym with a little tension . The public is so much and can not wait to attend a match like the one scheduled for today ... I just know that my opponent will be a famous woman , but not who. The referee comes over and tells me : " I remember you the the only rule ... the first to have an orgasm loses and becomes the slave of the winner ... are...