How I ended up playing on an over 40 team at age 35, I really don't know. I have play soccer for more years now that I haven't. Somehow I found myself illegally playing in an over 40 league for a team of mostly Brits. They were pretty good but I had ten years on most of them. I was definitely the star of an old mans team as the young stud. The team won more...
"And, your partner swings you back in for one last spin!" Brittany demonstrated the move, having nearly forgotten by now how ridiculous it felt to teach the female half of the dance with no one to lead them. But it wasn't as though Marcia would ever allow any men in for the lesson. In any event, the other women all glided across the floor with something appr...
My husband had taken our son to his little league tournament out of town last weekend. I was bored, so I texted Dylan to see what he was doing. Dylan said he was playing soccer, but suggested we get together afterwards. I was excited, so I left early to drive downtown. When I got to the park he was playing at, his game was still going on so I sat and watch...
Jessica and I had been flirting for months, and it had led up to this. I knew early on that she wanted me as much as I did her, but it was clear she needed a bit more time for any hesitance to evaporate. The problem - if you can call it that - was her husband. She obviously wasn't ready to cheat on him right away, but I could see where her reluctance was com...
The Smith residence was your typical, run of the mill house. Chuck Smith was a typical husband. He and his wife, Barbra, had two twin daughters together, Shelly and Sarah. Both 18 year old high school seniors might like to think they’re very grown up, but that doesn’t mean they don’t have to be put back in their place sometimes. Chuck and Barbra were big bel...
As I pushed the old Toro, my head pointed straight down, watching drops of sweat bomb the sidewalk. I was pooped from mowing old lady Maloney's lawn on the hottest day this August (duh). I contemplated whether a beer stolen from my dad's stash or a Coke would do best to save my life. "Hey, Fart Face!" "Hey, Plank," I answered almost automatically. My real...
We had been flirting all evening, and as the party wore on, things started getting more adventurous. The host was moving soon, and clearly wasn't going to be happy until his going-away party turned into some sort of orgy. He had been liberal with drinks and weed all evening, and we weren't the only couple building up towards an obvious conclusion. Eventuall...
Inside the suburban Fembot Command station, the frantic minutes turned into hours as the electronic beauties in the basement worked to fix one of their kind. Though they could move and work at superhuman speeds, they still weren't able to repair the Pam unit until over six hours had passed. It was only at the end of those seven hours that the Master Computi...
"This is the last time Nancy, I mean it. We can't afford anymore accidents on our insurance; the premiums are going through the roof. If you have one ore accident I'm going to have to drop you from the policy," Dr Morris said as he gazed at his auto insurance bill. His wife Nancy just bowed her head and listened to his lecture as the effects of her fourth ac...
Baz pulled the sleek, silver grey Mercedes into the parking bay in front of the stadium. He was a happy man today. Since as far back as he could remember, he had been a soccer supporter, following the progress of several local teams and occasionally getting tickets for a major game. Today was a major game, and today, his wife Janet had agreed to join him. Ba...