Grey skies, light thunder and the cool breeze with drizzle over the city. It was a perfect evening to cozy up sip on some hot cocoa. I was on my way to pick up my girlfriend from her work. She was excited to make me meet her new friend who had just joined their company, maybe a few days ago. Georgia was really happy about her new friend and I was enough happ...
This is not an advertisement. Ilitrit is not a real website. We have no affiliation with this, or any other website. In case you missed it, this is Humor & Satire. -- My wife and I are both users of Ilitrit, the social media website we all know and love. It's like Jeers, where nobody knows your name. She is a "watcher," a voyeur who can see everything bu...
13 - Analysis: "Is there any chance that this will be done and dusted by lunch?" Dirty Harriet asked and looked at her watch, "it's almost noon now." "it takes as long as it takes," I shrugged. "Yeah, it looks as if this prat has has coded their nick into the script," Cilla scoffed. "! suppose that it's their little inside joke, but it may be about to b...
Ding. There was the all too familiar sound of yet another email popping up on Dr. York's laptop. He would get a lot more done if emails were not a constant stream. As a faculty member with a teaching load and chair of the undergraduate program he got more than his fair share of emails. As he clicked away from the paper he was working on for a journal and int...
(Hey guys, it's FutaWriter here. The first page or so is going to be decent amount of history for this alternate timeline of mine. If that stuff bores you, I won't be angry, just skip past it. All you need to know is that there are futas, and they can do whatever they want pretty much. This is the beginning of what I hope to be a fully fleshed out universe,...
A newspaper columnist reaps what she's sown, and a whole lot more... Drusilla Page is a household name, an opinionated columnist in a poplar daily newspaper, There's nothing PC about this journalist, a hack who'll happily fat-shame other women and constantly espouses 'traditional values'. Such morals are of course only for the little people, Drusilla comes...
"East is East, and West is West, and never the twain shall meet," or so wrote the illustrious Rudyard Kipling in his 'Ballad of East and West.' With all due respect to Kipling, however, the two have indeed met, and have been dancing a complicated exchange of goods, ideas and even people for many centuries now. And this cultural exchange applies to almost all...
For a long time there has been an argument between those so-called experts that profess to know these things, that who we are is either as a result of breeding, or, just as convincingly, our environment. In support of those on the genetics side of the argument, it would seem that I have a genetic pre-disposition to becoming a whore. On the other hand, it cou...
Sarah (30 yrs.) is the former wife (44-24-36) of a U.S., state senator. She owns a penthouse in the city who is a cheap looking, bleach-blonde. She is a big fan of college wrestling, but never goes to any of the meets. She watches every live competition on "YouTube" and follows the athletes on social media. A wrestling tournament on Friday inside the gym....
Spelling is Kissock English * * * INTRODUCTION President Brown's daughter Chantilly disliked being jobless and socially isolated on the allegedly sun-drenched tropical island of breeze-caressed coconut palms and mile-long white-sand beaches that tourist brochures label unabashedly, 'A Romantic Dream Destination' and 'Fantasy Island Is One Credit Card Zap...