This is a hot and freaky sex parody. I was relaxing with my woman, Sofia Vergara, on our deck. She was looking her usual ultra hot self in a skimpy white thong bikini. We were sipping some margaritas and basking in the Malibu sun. I saw something in the distance that caught my eye. A fucking paparazzi camera. It was being held by another one of my mortal en...
Chapter 1 - Mid-November The first that Doctor Ian Cameron, MD, knew of the assault on his person was when the twelve-year-old girl, who had been comfortably sleeping on his shoulder, was wrenched from under his protective arm. As he blinked his eyes open from his exhausted sleep, they were suddenly filled with a stinging irritant, in the form of pepper spr...
For her night out with Sofia, Darla chose her sultriest dress, as Sofia had suggested to her. As she peeled into the tight black spandex dress, she looked at her sexy self in the mirror, and decided against underwear. She then brushed her teeth and applied a little makeup knowing that Sofia always appreciated the natural look. Darla then put her "fuck me" pu...
Sofia woke up in a very good mood the next day. She was still tingly and horny, but she knew today that Matt would be home. And she was intent on making it a very special homecoming for him. His plane was scheduled to land at 2:15. It would take him a few minutes to clear Customs and Immigration before he could begin the one hour ride home. He should be ho...
The after party was noisy, but Gal Gadot took it all in her stride. Gal was dressed in a classy red evening gown, which clung to her slender figure, making her rather small but pert breasts pronounced and drawing attention to her seriously long legs. She had on the bare minimum of makeup and had her hair in a style reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe. The lucky...
It was a Friday night like any other. The guys and I had been out at the bar, blowing off some steam after a long week at work, and we were heading home. In the parking lot, Billy (the designated driver) couldn't find his keys. As he panicked, the rest of us just stood around half-drunk (or completely drunk, as Doug and Chet were.) It was at that moment that...
The year is 1753. Sindh is under the rule of the mighty Maratha empire. Bahadur Rao, the governor of Sindh was inspecting his province along with his cousin brother Vishwanath Rao. Bahadur was the son of a Rajput ruler & his Turkish concubine. He looked around as he continued riding his horse. Just a few months back, he captured Sindh for the Empire. He was...
Local folktales warned of Fairies, but such stories were long ignored or thought of as just a source of amusement. It was after all the twenty first century, mythological creatures were almost entirely forgotten in Dagsdown. But that didn't make them any less real. Since the age of five, Gregory was often left out in his family's large backyard. They never...
Sofia sat at the bar nursing a beer. She needed a project break and was hanging out in her brothers' bar. Her shop was behind the bar and it was easy to sneak for a while. The place was only half packed for a Tuesday night. She chatted with the regulars and enjoyed that anyone and everyone came here. Bikers, poets, hookers, working class in general and the o...
Sofia awoke the next morning with a huge grin on her face. She almost could not believe the events of the previous night. Now she was expected to roll out of bed and be present for the eliminations of the day. There was no need for drawn out deliberations after the concert. It was clear who would be moving on: Demosthenes, the first lute player and Alexarius...