This is a hot and freaky sex parody. I was relaxing with my woman, Sofia Vergara, on our deck. She was looking her usual ultra hot self in a skimpy white thong bikini. We were sipping some margaritas and basking in the Malibu sun. I saw something in the distance that caught my eye. A fucking paparazzi camera. It was being held by another one of my mortal en...
This is a fuck parody... It ain't real Sofia Vergara got off the chartered jet, wrapped in a fur coat. Her world famous body totally covered. It was the North Pole after all. She was there at the request of Mrs Claus. Santa, for some reason had been very depressed and there was a big fear that he wouldn't be able to make his yearly Christmas gift trip aroun...
Manolo Vergara just picked up his phone, he didn't know what he was going to say or how he was going to say it. He presses Greg's number. His phone starts to ring. Each ring increases the level of Manolo's stress. Finally the ringing stops. "You have reached Greg Sanchez if u r hearing this it means I am probably making out with Manolo leave a message at the...
This is my first submission, so please submit any feedback you have. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One Thursday night, I was sitting on my sofa watching television, when a commercial advertising a new game show came on. "A whole new T.V. experience combining the games of American Gladiators, Survivor, and the Hunger Games," said the vo...
Female celebrities will go on a show in which they will live with their fans and reward them by fucking their brains out and reduce their number of haters by being their submissive slut (Writing advice) you can choose your own celebrity and write about them just follow the premis that they are stuck with fans and haters in the same house, fulfilling there wi...
Fuck You TV. The network all about sex, more sex and all kinds of sleazy debauchery gone wild. Nonstop fuck fun and all around crazy ass horniness run amok. Buckle up. It's Fuck O Clock... This is a new series in the style of Kentucky Fried Movie from the 70's. It's a hodge podge of different short stories that aren't necessarily tied together in any way ot...
Celebrity, Pornstar, Cheating, Cuckold. MILF, Older/Younger, Seduction By: grover10 (Copyright) Story idea developed by another Literotica member. Main characters: Sofia Vergara, Joe Manganiello, Jordi El Nino Polla, Luna Star Translation provided by Google Translate. ***** "This way, Ms. Vergara." said the hostess as she directed Sofia toward the rece...
As I said Sofia Vergara would not be the only girl I fucked over the next year or two. I woke up and there she was the Colombian actress with an amazing body, so I smacked her ass one last time took a sharpie and started writing on her body. I figured that she would be fine considering how much I had pleased her the night before. I started with right above...
Fantasy, celebrity, big tit baseball is coming to a stadium near you. As a payback to its adult fans who are unable to afford the price of admission and who loyally watched baseball games at home, the Boston Red Sox have a bright idea of mixing sex with baseball. Wow! Sex and baseball is something that naturally go together like chocolate chips in cookies....
August 2010 By now, I could write a book with all the....encounters I have had with actresses in the last two years. And if the day came where I forgot all my integrity and wrote one, an issue I would have to address is how I "lasted" so long before and during my trysts. I can't answer myself, since even I don't know how I did. But I am no super human afte...