I. "Yes, he's still asleep," Julia told her guest, her new neighbor, Ellen, "But should be up soon. He doesn't wake usually much before now." The two ladies sat in the living room of Ms North's two storey house, enjoying a cappuccino. The room was sunlit, it being a bright and warm morning in July. "Just like my Benji," Mrs. Cartwright said, with obvious...
Marcel wanted to celebrate Nuke's and my success in passing the dreaded history exam, and he booked a private room at my favorite restaurant. Tonight I'm gonna blow up the planet. Maybe the entire universe. I shower, fix my hair; as much as I can-I hate hate hate its current length. How many years is it going to take to reach my butt? Marcel has seated hi...
Chapter Two - My Four Horny Friends Now that I remember her and recall her face and her figure in more detail, she was a good looking woman, a huge understatement, and one who haunted my dreams and fantasies for years, after our brief sexual interlude. Even now, remembering her, as I would an old, favorite teacher, I remember her with love, lust, and affec...
This is the real story of It's A Wonderful Life, a remake of She's A Sexual Wife. Because this story is so long and the length of it necessitates that it has chapters and therefore under the new rules is not allowed in the Winter Contest, this is my unofficial Winter Contest entry. * Every Christmas holiday like most American families, we'd gather around t...
At last we were alone in her house. We had been out for a night out with work colleagues and had got drunk. Sophie had invited me back for coffee. We had done this before and just talked endlessly into the night about everything from politics to musical taste and occasionally sex. Nothing more had ever happened. We were both married and it was just fun and c...
I met up with the girls for breakfast downstairs in the dinning room of the resort. We fed on fruit, orange juice and coffee to nurse the headaches from the drinking we did the previous night. I told the girls I really wanted to limit my intake of booze. My problem is I like sweet drinks with high alcohol content and every time I drink these potions I end u...
Celebrities: Insert Name If you could be with a celebrity, any celebrity past or present, who would you choose and why? "Well, Freddie, I always wanted to do Cleopatra. Does she count as a celebrity?" Insert a name of the celebrity that you presently drool over. He or she is your dream man or woman. You would do anything to be with this person. You dream...
We met Elle that fateful summer night, at a garden party. I begged Jay to go with me, thinking my 6ft badass of a boyfriend would roll his eyes at going to a fancy outdoor function to raise money for the community gardens. To my surprise, he agreed, dressing up in a suit and tie. He put on dark sunglasses, and I couldn't help but giggle. "You look like yo...
"Tits!" I have always been attracted to breasts, tits, boobs, jugs, hooters, knockers, melons, cantaloupes, coconuts, boulders, puppies, tatas, pair, hands, bosom, yahoos, Dolly Partons, grapefruits, hummers, woofers, tweeters, twins, norks, headlights, fun cushions, love muffins, donuts, chesticles, chest pillows, droppers, chubbies, chi-chi, blouse bunnie...
How to explain the conflicted feelings? Guilt, remorse and overwhelming sexual excitement, knowing that my wife of twenty years had taken a short vacation with a man half her age, giving herself to him with unrestrained passion. Maybe a latent masochistic bent made itself apparent in my middle age. Maybe the sexual excitement deflects the pain. Whatever it...