Chapter Twenty Two Almond Grove - 3755 C.E. There were many good reasons why Alexander Iliescu had earned a reputation as a man with an abnormally high sex drive. There were few moments in the day when he wasn't either enjoying sex or anticipating it. And sex was exactly what he was enjoying at the time he expected the arrival of a very important visitor....
Author's Note: From an idea by a friend on another site comes this story of role playing, X-men, funny stuff, and hamsters. It's probably much funnier if you've ever played a role-playing game. I combined it with another story a role-player told me about a game where he had giant space hamsters, and his players got out of hand with them. This is the result....
(If you came looking for cartoons they are in the previous chapters.) ***** Chapter Nine James was abducted by a UFO! James looked at future Mary for a moment... she looked back, "Cool spaceship!" He smiled. "It's a space car." She corrected while they hurtled through the cold vacuum of space completely naked. "Wait, what? But it looks just like an ali...
The Heirarchy Wars February 17th, 2155 Today the ship re-entered the Sol star system. The Intrepid may be a remarkable piece of Precursor technology, but it has been 20 years since the science mission to Vela, and we have no clue about what has happened on Earth. My name is Captain Kody James Robinson. My father, Koren Dustin Robinson, was sent to the Ve...
This provides a background for the story skip ahead if you like although I recommend at least reading from paragraph 3 so the story make more sense and you know what the character looks like. ***** The class 4 starship called Galaxius began its long journey from earth as the third exploration shuttle ever departed to visit planets beyond earth. When the wo...
In the Year 2253 a group of scientists performed an experiment that was never to be leaked to the public eye. If people found out about it they would call it cruel and unusual but if volunteers were used then the experiment would not be able to be performed correctly. The question the experiment was based on was "Can a controlled group of people be purge...
Leaning back in my seat, I breathed a sigh of relief. "We're clear of station jurisdiction," I announced. "No one's chasing us." "We're free?" she asked? "We truly did it?" "We truly did it," I confirmed. "We're free!" ***** Seven months had passed since I had been seized as a stowaway and brought to the penitentiary. A youth spent on various starship...
Thanks to ThatEditorGuy for giving this story a much needed assist! ======================== Janetta Tlacotli. Interceptor pilot, code name Ravensclaw. I saw her name on the Transfer Roster and nodded to myself. So it was true. She really was coming here. I hadn't seen her in twelve years, six months and five days -- but who's counting? And I still remem...
Author's note: After my last story I wanted something a bit lighter. This is based on Steve Holy's great song. Words and music copyrighted by Shane Minor, Bart Allmand and Jefferey Steele. A bit of fluff - best read with tongue firmly in cheek! Thanks to techsan for his timely edits. This story is a special request from my sister. SAY WHAT? "She...
Three Finger Bobb, Space Trooper Green Armed Penis, Loaded for Hookers Chapter Three Trooper Bobb entered the "No Shit" platoon capsule under the sign that said. No Shit No Poopy No Gas All shitter's must ring the shit bell "Hi, Top Shit. Trooper Bobb reporting for duty, Sir." "That's Mr. Top Shit to you. Welcome aboard Trooper. If you ever call me...