©2003 The invitation came in the form of a nude pseudo-girl made of blue perspex and brushed aluminum. She shimmered into existence while Govinda was having a late breakfast on the balcony of his hundredth-floor apartment. One moment, he was busy peeling a blood orange, then the next moment he was looking up into the large pale eyes of his unexpected guest....
Fresh from his successful butt-banging of a fat chick (now dead from diabetes induced gangrene) Buttweasel set forth for pastures new. His son would have to fend for himself now - using the power of dance to gain the trust of the upper classes and his blow darts to kill them and steal their gold. What a life he was set to lead! Buttweasel had trekked wide a...
I had told Evelyn that when I was ready to come home and I was to be departing from Istanbul that I had disposed of her fecal encrusted garments that I had been masturbating over. She said that was a shame as she said that she would certainly like to smell them herself. I especially would have lingered over my bra that had two turds spread inside. My nipples...
"Miniaturization is not only a dream but now a reality" spoke Billy before the crowd of drunken rich guys loved for their ability to wipe out credit cards. Cheers emerged from the crowd as one of the barmaids top fell off. Billy hearing the applause kept on speaking. "We will take a specially designed spacecraft with a crew of two and reduce it down in siz...
Gina stared at the robot in consternation. She still couldn't get it to activate, or determined its purpose. Running a hand through her hair, she blew out a heavy sigh. She'd had it in the workshop for two days now and wasn't getting anywhere. Of course, most of that time had been spent cleaning it. It had taken a bit of a beating in whatever accident had ha...
Chapter 16: Bobbing for Nipples "Are you okay? Karima looked up as she saw Rita, naked but for some shiny patches of lube and come, standing in the doorway behind her. She moved her shapely butt to the left to give her room to sit down or walk past, and offered her the skinny joint. "Alexis doesn't like people smoking in the house. You want some?" "No, th...
©2003 Inside Atsuko's dream, Govinda found that it was a little difficult to keep his mind on his goal. He stood on an immense plain made of pink and red tiles, under a giant sun which hung at the zenith of a ruddy sky. Scattered all around him, there were hundreds of wrecked spaceships, or pieces of wrecks, each one sitting in a fractured circle of broken...
Humans had been exploring space for years. Think of the fantastical achievements - sending rockets with computing equipment designed to last decades, on an endless trajectory. There are photos of distant planets and asteroids. Landing humans on the moon and having humans live for months on end in a space station. But until that point, no one had ever achieve...
Celebrity Space Camp I: The Ties That Bynes For the life of me, I cannot remember the last time I went about my day without a nutritious breakfast in my stomach. It seemed sacrilegious—downright criminal perhaps—but on June 19th, 2006, I had very good reason to skip out on the most important meal of the day. By orders of Senior Aeronautical Commandeer Henry...
My shoulder smashed into Dr. Chaos' forearms and we rebounded off one another as the entire bridge went from chaos to pure insanity. Alarms wailed. Female goons started to kick towards airlock doors -- to arms lockers, to any random direction that they wanted to go. The rest of my friends, still chained to the pillar in the center of the bridge, wriggled and...