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Fred Smith was sure he was in Hell. It wasn't bad enough that he'd wiped out on his very expensive hover bike at around two hundred miles an hour. It wasn't bad enough that the crash had reduced his less-than-fit twenty-one-year-old body to a pile of ruined meat but an intact brain. It wasn't bad enough that the prosthetic body they'd put the bio-pod contai...
Help Desks. When they're good, they're very, very good, and when they're bad you want to reach down that phone and throttle that smiling idiot who is laughing at your misfortunes. Sometimes you just know that they have an enormous checklist of one thousand six hundred and twenty seven questions, and they're going to go through them one by one. Q. Have you t...
Everyone was at the ship bright and early the next day, though looking less haggard than the day before. Mitch asked if they could come to main engineering first, he had a surprise for everybody. They all agreed and made their way towards main engineering. When they got there, they saw four battle suits hanging from hooks in the wall. Mitch asked Mike to com...
A week before Christmas, the Kloz's overworked computer died for the last time. No wonder. It had been used at all hours of the day and night by both sets of twins and their parents. When that happened, Mrs. Kloz was delighted she had not done her Christmas shopping early. She knew just what to do. She was so excited she could hardly sit still. In a few day...
"[Reboot complete...] [Traxis Enterprises Powered Armour Suit, Gen4, Specialization: Pilot/Zone Operator] [Welcome back, Ariane Molden!] [Warning, battery critical]" Ariane made a small wave of her fingers—someone observing her would hardly have noticed the gesture, but the TEPA suit she was wearing detected the motion and dismissed the notification fro...
Pepper stared in disbelief at the email she had just received. Tony had actually thought about their anniversary. Maybe he was sick? Too many blows to his head. But it didn't matter to her. In 4 years it was the first time he had actually thought of it. Unfortunately he couldn't be present to pick up his reward kiss. At the moment he was busy taking care of...
I was resting on my bed with my eyes closed, listening to my iPod with headphones on, when I felt something soft hit me on the forehead. When I opened my eyes, I saw my mother standing in the doorway holding a basket full of dirty clothes. With one hand, she was making a motion for me to remove my headphones, which I did. "Brenda is having problems with her...
All characters and places are strictly fictional. Any resemblance to any sentient beings, living or dead, or to the thing that's been growing in your fridge for the last three weeks is purely coincidental. To those who are interested, I wrote this story because I think the idea of aliens having sex would be a funny thing to watch. You might disagree. Anywa...
As the last few guests packed themselves into the six-bedroom colonial, Rick's plan was coming together perfectly. Earlier that day, he had elected himself as Master of Coats when his mom started handing out Thanksgiving Day tasks. He had then packed the foyer closet with his own jackets, ensuring the use of the second-floor closet. Now, the final piece of t...