Sperm Cannon Stories

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Shrink Me Deadly

by Dash_Andrews69 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Horror

I woke-up to the sound of Johnny Horton singing about the battle that took place in New Orleans. I jumped up out of bed, clicked off the radio alarm, and went to the bathroom to take a piss. It was another beautiful Saturday morning. There was a fog out, so I decided to cook a big breakfast. I fixed coffee, scrambled eggs, and four slices of bacon. It didn't...

Magnolia & Pine

by sack_lunches on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

They walked, fingers interlaced, through the state park where they'd met for lunch. It was a reasonable drive for each of them, which was good since they were still trying to decide what this whole thing would be about. Their meetings were filled with the tingle of newness and anticipation of passionate possibilities. Each young lover knew that there was muc...

Mass Effect - A Hero Rises Ch. 04

by unknownauthor29 on Dec 23, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Book 1, Chapter 4 - Doctor T'Soni, I presume? (Therum) ***** Standing by the galaxy map, I realised straight away I could do two birds with one stone. Within the Artemis Tau cluster were four systems. Therum was in the Knossos system. Kahoku hadn't been able to give me a pinpoint location on where the marines had gone missing, but sending out a few probe...

A very powerful new Hero in town

by Ragnockae136 on Mar 27, 2017
Fan Fiction

You're name is Garrett Caine and your a very handsome young man who is coming to Gotham to work on the B Project for Bruce Wanyne. You heard that he a penthouse playboy kinda guy. Maybe he'll show you a good place in town to pick up some busty babes. Any though you had a few sexual partners before. You been leading a double life from being a very known scien...

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Just Add Alcohol Ch. 04

by ISawYourMommy on Sep 19, 2017
Loving Wives

At the request of a reader who was kind enough to offer both feedback and a plot suggestion, I have this to say: Chris entered Room 834 at the Palmer House Hilton and was immediately overcome by a stench he knew all too well. An assistant manager of the venerable Chicago hotel, he had been summoned to the room by the head of housekeeping a few minutes after...

Dr. Tolliver's Bosom Balm Ch. 02

by lctf on May 7, 2019
Novels and Novellas

Donald was nowhere to be seen when Bronagh arrived home from the town, and, heart pounding with the excitement of gatecrashing Doctor Tolliver's mystery contest, she set straight to work on her dress. It was a beautiful confection of silk in various shades of green, a colour she always felt not only reflected her proud Irish heritage, but set off her copper...

La Sombra Del Rey Ch. 01

by ReignLoveridge on Jan 15, 2019
BDSM

The crow's nest called down and pointed west. Amidst the setting sun, baking in its final glory of the day, the ship sailed towards them, not letting up their sails. They were still distant, far off; the hull barely breached the waves. However, even she knew that they were not looking to simply cross paths. Cross swords, she thought. Pirates... Like her t...

The Big Bang Theory - The New Drug Ch. 08

by Knoxic on Dec 30, 2019
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Penny got home late from the audition, she walked through the door to her apartment building and saw Leonard on his way out. "Hey Penny, I'm just on my way to get some takeout, if you want to go in and wait." He said. "Oh, that be great sweetie." She said, she went up to him and kissed him lovingly on the cheek and then carried on upstairs. Penny went str...

Miss Nude Pie 2006

by froghills on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

There is nothing like being naked! I could smell her the minute she walked into Captain Bob's Bar and Grille. It was the unmistakable smell of a luscious pussy in heat. She was wearing a pretty pale yellow, spaghetti strapped sundress, and her tan was a perfectly golden match. Intuition told me that was all she was naked under that thin cotton garment. It...

Terror of the Zombimbos

by dreadknots on May 21, 2019
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Hi! This story has girls with dicks, just as a warning! Please enjoy~ *** Around the time that the first of the big titted, brainless horde started smashing on the door to her lighthouse abode, Dr. Malvina Practice started wondering if her decision to spike the local town's water supply with Bimberium had been a good idea. "Do you think that this could,...