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Watch Out, United

by Softly on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Wishy Pencildick was an investment banker of note. He liked to hold a piece of the action personally when someone was funding a new exciting business, and that was exactly what the lawyers, Smelliam Fart, and Hasta Toot were presenting to him today. Airlines come and go. But an airline where everyone rode nude, catering to the swingers of the world, was si...

Flight Attendant Lust Ch. 01

by EroticFest on Sep 12, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I was sitting in the Raleigh Durham Airport waiting to board my flight to Minneapolis for a job interview. I had just began to weigh the pros and the cons of leaving the city I was born in and job I had been at for sixteen years to move across the country and basically start from scratch. It was a big move and I was nearly comatose in thought when I saw the...

Ours

by steamer5139 on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Lisa was my wife, friend, lover for four too short years. Dead two and a half times the length of our marriage, she lies under an ancient oak tree's sprawling canopy in Overland Park, a relatively new, yet unfilled cemetery on the north side of the small berg I live in. On this May 18th, as I do every May 18th, I called on Lisa, the mother of our born dead...

Traveling for Pleasure Ch. 3

by alexandraaah on Sep 12, 2017
Group Sex

Chapter 3: Housekeeping I woke up in between my new married lovers, the scent of sex hung like a dense fog in the hotel room. I quietly made my way to the bathroom and turned on the shower. As I got under the streaming hot water, my clit contracted and my nipples went hard in remembrance of the hot night before. I barely had time to shampoo my hair when Ver...

Geri's Halliwell's bodyguard

by Rosko Busby 2005 on Sep 16, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It was August 6th 2001 as the diminutive pop star was woken by the Emirates Airlines flight attendant to let her know they would soon be landing at Dubai International Airport. Ex Spice Girl, Geri Halliwell was flying back home from Sydney after a promotional tour and she wanted to break the long journey. Her watch showed 5pm It was her 29th Birthday and sh...

Short Fanfics

by pornsleuth6 on Apr 29, 2025

Each chapter will be a different short story. Most of these at least initially will be from my work over on the Image Inspiration thread, which is a great post but is unwieldly for new cummers. I will also post completely new ones, including a new Kate Upton story to kick things off. Several of these will be more of the ****/**** variety, so I will go ahead...

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Ad Men

by Charles Petersunn on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This story is inspired by and modeled after a television show, Mad Men, appearing on AMC. However, nothing that happens in this story has happened on the series. Please be advised, the story is quite sexist as it describes a very sexist time, just like in the show. It's a satirical look at advertising and ads. Please note, all characters are at least eightee...

Loosening Up Bk. 04 Ch. 16-20

by SteveWallace on Oct 9, 2018
Group Sex

Chapter 16 -- Unexpected Growth Alice slept in one of the plush leather seats from the time she got into Owen's sleek corporate jet until the plane touched down at SRQ -- Sarasota's main airport. The men were a little groggy, too. The four men had kept her company all night long, until early this morning when Ken had to head back to the airport and the 737...

Sigma Omega Sigma Ch. 07

by SEVERUSMAX on Jul 3, 2018
BDSM

Fucking Jessica was beyond delicious. That Beta knew precisely what to do with my cock and how to pleasure it to the max. She sucked it, rode it, and was used by it hard from behind plenty before I finished with her. She certainly creamed herself more than once, though she had to bite her bottom lip and fight the urge to scream her release as I pounded her m...

Welcome to St. George

by HStoner on Sep 25, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

Sara and I were sitting by a boarding gate at Miami International, waiting for our flight to St. George. We traveled between the States and St. George a great deal and had become friendly with many of the flight crews who worked this run. However, the flight attendant who picked up the PA microphone this morning was new to us. She was a pert blonde with a wi...