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Is That Life?

by CornishBabe on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

At nineteen years of age sometimes you have to look back and just wonder - is that all there is to life? --- Dear journal, You know my life isn't actually as bad as I sometimes make it seem, that I am almost certain of. But sometimes, you just have to tell the truth, tell things exactly as they are, without holding back, and when all I have to talk about...

Tips to Save Money

by JagFarlane on Sep 13, 2017
How To

Yup, another article written on how to save you money, but it's such an important topic that it's worth at least another look at. I realize a lot of folks are just now looking at how to save themselves some money but really I think we should just work the ideas into our everyday lives. What I'm going to discuss here is what should be a fairly simple way to p...

Going for the Record

by The_Technician on Sep 19, 2017
BDSM

“Make sure your makeup and hair are perfect for tonight. We are going for the record.” That was all the instructions Master had given her when he told her to clean herself for display. They were going to the club, that was obvious. Master was going to do something with her on stage. That also was obvious. But what? It wasn’t a slave’s place to know what he...

A Full Service

by Karen51 on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This story is about a very sexy and sultry young lady named Dawn. Dawn had just split from her husband after he ran off with some blonde bimbo. Let me paint a picture of her beauty, she has long black hair with a tanned complexion, brown eyes, firm breasts like to ripe melons, a tall slender body and a tight round bottom on top of her long legs, she remind...

Lucky Farmhand

by EgmontGrigor2020 on Mar 10, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Theo Stone (28), on an extended working holiday in New Zealand, permitted by the visa he held and currently working on a mixed farm on the Canterbury Plains, muttered a curse as he was awakened by a 6.20 a.m. phone call. "Yeah, Theo." "Answer phone politely please Theo. You are a well-educated Englishman, not some punk from the slums of Liverpool if they s...

Tara Goes Down the Rabbit Hole

by jernigan on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

She wavered just outside the partly open door — a wooden folding chair was wedged between it and its jamb. The door was stenciled "UCLA Bruins Men's Basketball" in the team's colors, pale blue and gold. Above and beyond her the music thumped. She had told Angela she detested the Black Eyed Peas, but Angie had begged her to go. "Please, please, please, it'l...

More Than Friendship Material Pt. 04

by Story_Spinner on Sep 25, 2017
Romance

After a quick shower and changing into some long cotton pj pants and a t-shirt, Liz returned to the boys. Ben was wrapping up and pulled her into another bear hug like at the hospital and gave her a friendly kiss on the forehead. She smiled and wished him a good night, then carefully crawled over to Todd, sitting next to him Indian style. "So? You need your...

Aprons For Gayle Ch. 17

by Addicted2Writing on Sep 26, 2017
BDSM

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Thanks to an ill MastersWench, who through her feverish brain found a way to kick me on the right path and catch my stupid blunders! 'Preciate you, girl! And thanks to my Scots friend for his linguistic skills!! We last left off a week earlier with Hamish and Gayle having breakfast in bed for her winning the bet and a horrible second date fo...

The Succubus Contract

by TheBadger on Nov 13, 2020
Romance

With a loud sigh you tuned out the host still doling out dated pop culture references and brought your attention back to your mashed potato volcano. Scooping up the last of the sacrificial villager peas, you carefully ferried them to the top of mount Spud-suvius; just as their honorable sacrifice was to bring peace to the war-torn city of Steak-topia you jum...

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Pole McCoy and the Gubbins Twins

by Uncle South Loop on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Maw rousted me out before the sun'd come up. She was all fired up to gets her cannin' in early 'cause it were gonna be a hot day. The two of us worked like beavers and finished a bit after noontime. Last for me to do was takin' the rinds and peels down to slop the hogs with. Them hogs was a lollin' round and keepin' cool in dirty water and mud. Everyone know...