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Sex Talk with Kathie Lee and Hoda Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Sep 12, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a fuck and suck parody. "Hey there everyone. You know what time it is... Its Sex Talk time!!" Hoda screamed out. It was time for she and Kathie Lee's top rated segment, where they talk sex, with a guest. "Yes it is, please welcome our guest today, Andrea Mitchell!!" Kathie Lee said excitedly. Andrea came out dressed in a black turtleneck blouse, bla...

Horror Fuck Times Three

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about three horror movie icons... Jason Voorhees... Michael Myers... Freddy Krueger... teaming up to scare... and fuck... anyone and everyone in their path... They are led by a mysterious person that will be revealed sometime in this story... This is freaky... This is kinky... This is a sex filled horr...

Pimpin' ESPN Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 9, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A FREAKY PIMPTASTIC FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS A NEW SEX SERIES ABOUT THE WOMEN OF ESPN... THIS STORY STARS RACHEL NICHOLS... ENJOY "James... Can I talk to you? It's important." "Sure Rachel... what's up?" We sat down in the producer's room of The Jump... Rachel's ESPN show. "I just wanted to talk to you about something I've heard from...

Serena and I Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It's fun, but it ain't real. This is a freaky fuck parody series about my wife Serena Williams and I. I've been married to tennis mega star, Serena Williams, six months. We have a great... And very sexually satisfying... Relationship. She understands my freaky and sleazy side and she indulges me. We have an open relat...

The Stranger Ch. 02

by naughtybabygirl on Sep 16, 2017
Fetish

Shelly's last orgasm had sent a river of juices running from her pussy down the cleft of her ass cheeks. The stranger's tongue followed that trail, lapping up every drop. She felt his hands on her ass, his thumbs sliding in between, spreading her wide. An involuntary moan slipped out from between her lips as she felt his eyes feast on her gleaming asshole. H...

The Big Bangin' Theory Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a freaktacular sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. "Damn Courtney, you can pound the blow." My old partying buddy and current ho, Courtney Love and I, were doing lines in a motel in Hollywood. We were in between fuck sessions and getting wired for our next session. Courtney has a great body. I just looked at it while she snorted my yayo. That sexy...

Spence The Pornstar Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Dec 3, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy ass fuck parody... It ain't real Cast : James (Me) Kim Kardashian (Herself) Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory) Ronda Rousey (Herself) Professor Gaia (Herself) Alia Janine (Herself) My Aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) And Spence (Spence Ulchin Of The Sitcom King Of Queens) "I'm glad you won your bet babe... thank you for the wonderf...

All In A Dream, Or Was It?

by PeterR on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

My best friend and I have been married for some time. I suppose through the years we've put on some weight, but always maintained our youth-like approach to life. The one exception is that we haven't had normal sex in some time. I have been a NY Jets fan for as long as I can remember. In fact I can't remember when I wasn't a Jets fan. My honey has adopted...

Sexy May Warms Passionate December

by Fiery7Syren on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Her Sexy May Warmed His Passionate December Her 35th birthday was everything she knew it would be. A celebration with the family...A little fun with her husband. How could she still feel unfulfilled unless she...She needs to stop thinking of HIM. Her husband was a sweet, loving man who just couldn't satisfy her. Thankfully he didn't know. He also didn't kno...

Gretchen Carlson Sex Toy

by DickThePimp on Oct 15, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sleazy freaky fucktacular sex parody... It ain't real. I was standing on an elevator with my girl, Kathie Lee Gifford... and Gretchen Carlson. The former Miss America, turned news chick, turned female justice warrior, was standing in front of us. She was wearing a green turtleneck blouse and tight black mini skirt and black heels. She was wearing...