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The Best Milf Susan Sarandon

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL Another hot milf getting kinky story... I'm actually in this one...Enjoy *** I was driving Susan Sarandon back home after our nice dinner. This was our first date and it went really well...I'm hoping for it to continue...She was looking extra hot, showcasing those big ass titties. I tried not to stare and drive, but I cou...

Driving Ms. Gifford

by DickThePimp on Sep 4, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a pussy pounding parody... But, it ain't real... Unfortunately. I was starting my first day on my new job, driving Kathie Lee Gifford. I was at her home in Greenwich waiting to drive her to NYC. It was veryyyyyyy early. It was the only bad part of my job. I have a massive crush on Kathie Lee and she was very nice when she interviewed me for the job....

Rachael Ray Nympho Queen of Mean Ch. 03

by DickThePimp on Jul 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. *** Rachael Ray hired me to make a documentary about her life, concentrating on her wild sex life. The money was good and she's hot, plus I knew I would get to fuck her, so I agreed to make the movie. We had filmed the parts about her early life and how she got on Food Network and now it was time to get to the fun stuff....

Owning Oprah

by DickThePimp on Sep 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a sexual domination parody... Enjoy my fellow freaks. "Stand there and don't move. You will only move, talk or do anything with my permission. Do you understand slave?" I took charge of Oprah. She loved being my sex slave and she was gonna find out how to make me happy. "Yes Master." She held her head down in obedience. She was wearing a black late...

Bossy Bitches Pt. 01-02

by DickThePimp on Aug 6, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about bossy women that get the tables turned on them... The story is a two part story... Part 1 is Nancy Grace... Part 2 is Patti Ann Browne... Enjoy *** Part 1 : Nancy Grace Nancy Grace was sitting at her desk, shaking her head. Her TV show's ratings were plummeting and she didn't know what to do a...

The Best Milf Stephanie McMahon

by DickThePimp on Jul 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real. *** My girlfriend Stephanie McMahon had moved in with me recently. She had left her husband for me because, not only does she love me, but also because we are sexual soulmates. As you all know by now, I'm a freak sexually. I dig wild, kinky, dirty sex. Stephanie does also, so we make a perfect match. The fact that she's...

Peeing in the Company Attic

by leaky_one on Sep 25, 2017
Fetish

Natasha loved being on archive duty. This gave her a literally golden opportunity to misbehave herself whilst nobody else was around. The company attic was a long and well lit affair stacked with shelves bulging with paper documents. The roof sloped quite steeply from one side to the other but there was ample room to stand up especially if you were quite sho...

The Horny Clown Posse

by DickThePimp on Jul 31, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a clown parody... It is not real... CLOWN LIFE BITCHES This is something completely different... It's about a gang of horny clowns traveling around the country clownbanging famous chicks... They film their adventures and put them on their website for all their Clownies (fans) to enjoy... Strap in and get ready for the ride... Here comes The Horny Cl...

My Freaky Life 01

by DickThePimp on Oct 8, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a super awesome sleazy fuckfest freaky ass sex parody... It ain't real though... Damn This is my new series about me, living My Freaky Life... It's full of sleaze, freaky fucking and fun... It's a huge series combining real life celebrities with TV show and movie characters... There are a lot of people in it, but they will be added gradually... This...

The Sleazy Landlord

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL This is something new... I play The Sleazy Landlord... He's a sex freak and sleazy as hell... He's always trying to fuck his female tenants in the kinkiest way... This is very freaky and wild... It's just a fantasy... Enjoy *** My girlfriend Katie Couric was blowing me, before she went to work. I was ramming my 10 thick...