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The Best Sperm Bank

by DickThePimp on Aug 21, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a parody... It is not real Kathie Lee Gifford had been going to medical school part time for years. She finally graduated and decided to open The Best Sperm Bank. Simple name and fun job, for her and her nurses. Dr Gifford took great pride in her semen extraction abilities and now she could finally make it a job. She was in her office looking throug...

The Void

by charmingcharles2896 on Feb 5, 2018
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

---------- ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 ---------- AUTHORS NOTE: Hello everyone it has been a while. So this is a rather weird story that just kind of materialized over the course of 3 consecutive days of writing at 4:30 in the morning, which seems to be when I'm most inspired these days. This story is rather out there by my standards, but I though...

Leatherface XXX

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL THIS IS MY HOMAGE TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE SERIES...THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE...ITS MOSTLY A PARODY OF THE ORIGINAL MOVIE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ONE...DON'T WORRY NO ONE DIES IN THIS IT'S A SEX PARODY...I'M KNOWN FOR KINKY STORIES AND THIS IS CERTAINLY KINKY...I HOPE IT TURNS OUT GOOD... ENJOY ***** CAST: LEATHE...

"Fifty Shades of Grey" Encounter

by lkg4funherenow on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

I had taken the day off to run errands and catch up on things around the house. The only scheduled appointment was to have my teeth cleaned. My hygienist is tremendously sexy and really makes the experience wonderful. Even though insurance doesn't cover this, it is one healthcare item I never complain about - thanks to her. I arrived at her office, for a lat...

Shelly's Second Visit with Dr. Wils

by BarebackingMichelle on Sep 25, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Shelly had used all of her monthly supply of birth control pills and needed to make another appointment with Dr. Wilson. He again scheduled her for a Friday afternoon and she would be the last patient that day. She was anticipating another exam and she had some more questions to ask the doctor. She had started to have sexual contact with some of the boys, b...

The Humper Loves to Eat Italian

by BlkMagicMan55 on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Note: This story is purely about the Ebony Humper craving and addiction to eating white pussy. There is nothing sweeter than for a dark skinned black man having his face buried in between the legs of a wet, silky smooth white woman. It's where the Humper belongs and where he loves to eat. The Ebony Humper waited patiently for Bella. Bella was an Italian go...

Pimpin' the Women of WWE Ch. 02

by DickThePimp on Sep 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A SLEAZY FREAKY FUCKFEST SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL This is the second chapter of my Pimpin' The Women Of WWE series... It's about me and my wife, Stephanie McMahon, fucking and pimpin' our female talent... It's sleazy and freaky... It's one of my stories, so what do you expect... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was stretched out on my downstairs den sof...

The King of Friends

by DickThePimp on Sep 11, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

This is a TV show fuck parody... Odds are it isn't real. This is something different... It's a combo fuck parody of two popular TV shows, King Of Queens and Friends... It takes place in 2005, after Friends went off the air, but while King Of Queens was still on... I play my alter ego, James, the pornstar... I'm friends with Joey and I move into Monica and C...

Fantasy Football Players Ch. 02

by emelle78 on Nov 22, 2017
Loving Wives

I lay awake on the couch for what seemed like hours, replaying the events in my mind -- my wife going crazy over Floyd's nine-inch rod, him filling her mouth and pussy with come, her screaming out loud that she was his cocksucker forever -- all of it right in front of me. Lying there in the dark, listening to them breathe, I realized I'd never been so excite...

Courtney Love Streetwalker

by DickThePimp on Jul 25, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY... IT IS NOT REAL This is my new series about famous women giving in to their deepest, darkest sexual urges and becoming prostitutes... First up is Courtney Love... Enjoy *** Courtney Love had decided she wanted to become a streetwalker, because her acting and music career had hit a snag and mostly because she craved dirty, cheap sex. She...