This is a parody... It is not real This is a new series about celebrities at gloryholes... It stars Kim Kardashian... Enjoy Kim Kardashian stood in a bathroom stall. She wore a skin tight, low cut, cream colored dress and cream colored stripper pumps. She's the host of my new series about celebrities at gloryholes. She's the perfect host and the perfect wo...
This is a freaky and sleazy fuck parody... but it ain't real. This is the second chapter of my SEX TV series where I and my girlfriend, Kim Kardashian run a sex channel... Spence Ulchin from the sitcom, The King Of Queens, is in this chapter as well... Enjoy my fellow freaks. I was walking to Kim's office to interview Serena Williams about doing a sports s...
This is a parody... It is not real... R. I. P. Joanie I miss you *** There I was, looking at a Sex Time Machine... yes I said a Sex Time Machine... I have no clue how they came up with the name but, I saw it for sale on the internet and I bought it. I mean it's on the internet, so I figured it had to be legit... So I bought it. Got a good deal, I'm assumin...
THIS IS A PERVERTED FREAKY FUCK PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL This is my new series about my freaky life as The King Of Porn... It's freaky and perverted, so it's fun... I introduce my new wife, Kelly Madison and my new sex toy, Hitomi Tanaka Hollywood, CA. A Bondage Dungeon 11:30 pm "Ok Earl... make sure to zoom in on Hitomi's gorgeous tits... the clien...
This is a freaky sleazy fuck parody... It ain't real. This is a fuck parody about my interactions with the characters from the TV show The Big Bang Theory... My mom, Patty, in this story will be played by Patricia Heaton... Enjoy my fellow freaks. *** "Yeah mom. I know. Just tell dad to chill with the taking over the world crap. Well, I don't know what to...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY AND FREAKY PORN PARODY SERIES... IT AIN'T REAL THIS IS MY NEW SERIES ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPRAH WINFREY AND MYSELF MAKING PORN MOVIES WITH VARIOUS CELEBRITIES WITH HELP FROM MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND ALIA JANINE... TOGETHER WE MAKE THE SLEAZIEST PORN VIDEOS FOR OUR WEBSITE AND ALSO CUSTOM VIDEOS FOR FANS AND ANYONE WITH THE MONEY TO HIRE...
This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in th...
This is a mile high fuck parody. The stewardess kept the free drinks rollin'. I had four and the fact she was hot just made the flight even nicer. What made it even better? Well... The passenger to my left... Kate Upton. We had been chatting for about 45 minutes and thanks to the free drinks, I had found out a few interesting things about Ms Upton. First, s...
I chose my outfit carefully and with the intent to take it all off, precision is one of my strong points and my 9-5-job relies on it, so you are damn right when you'd say, "She's good." After my rondezvous with Jake, I'd been craving another 'fuck me like I'm your sister and we aren't supposed to' hook-up so bad I was practically dressed up like a hooker. I...
Just as relief from trying to get service from Virgin... Many years ago I was a young man at university. The early parts of this actually happened. Later parts are just the product of my fevered imagination... ---------------------------------- It was the month before the year end exams. As is typical in the UK, (even now, with global warming), the weathe...