They sat staring at each other across the dinner table, watching each other in the flicker of the candlelight, she'd spent all day preparing this romantic dinner and everything had gone perfectly. She took his hand and led him away from the table into the living room, which she had also prepared the sofa surrounded by candles. She told him to sit on the sofa...
This is a parody... It is not real. This is a parody of The King of Queens sitcom... It takes place in 2005... It's about me taking sexual ownership of Carrie Heffernan, played by Leah Remini... Enjoy. Cast: Dick (Me) Carrie (Leah Remini) Kelly (Merrin Dungey) Doug (Kevin James) Spence (Patton Oswald) Danny (Gary Valentine) Arthur (Jerry Still...
This is a parody... It is not real. *** My name is Dick. I took over, as the new President of ESPN, recently. I wanted to make BIG changes and I certainly did. We all know sex sells and I wanted to take that to the extreme here at ESPN. I instituted some very controversial, yet very effective, programming changes and rules here at the Worldwide Leader In S...
THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... UNFORTUNATELY MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. S...
As Mr. Brady's car pulled into the driveway, Alice ran out side. "Mr. Brady, Mr. Brady" she excitedly yelled. "You won't believe what was going on while you were gone!" she exclaimed, waving the photos at him. Mike Brady told Alice to calm down. He began looking at the photos that she held in her hands. There was his beautiful wife, Carol and his son Greg fu...
"Whew." Deep breaths. Nerves. Excitement. Worry. What will she be like? How will I be? Will she like me still? Will she be as great in person? Will conversation in person be awkward. Parking the car on an Atlanta street. Paying the meter. Crossing the street with a stride that says, "I'm cool, I've got this," while my heart races. I walk across the street,...
There I was on my knees and elbows, my face buried in that hot wet hairy young pussy. She was on her back, with her knees pulled up to her tiny bare tits. This had her hairy little honey pot splayed wide open, an inviting target for my horny old tongue. I had ripped the crotch of her tiny cotton panties , but left them on her along with the flared little den...
Pamela was so excited, she had a date with her lover, James, they had planned a fantasy for the evening and she couldn't wait... She wore a light periwinkle blue, jersey dress, spaghetti straps, low cut so her nipples were barely covered and a form fit so ever curve was accentuated. It had buttons in the front that came to just below her pubic area.. and re...
My name is Jake and this is my senior prom sex story. Me and my girlfriend Leah went to our senior prom, sad that it was the last high school dance but we also had a ton of fun. Somehow our parents let us rent a cabin by ourselves in the mountains for the weekend. After the dance was over we headed back to my house to get our stuff. We loaded up the car and...
THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING PARODY HOMEY... IT IS NOT REAL... BUT ITS FUCKING HOT This is my homage to one of my favorite movies... Friday... This is like the white trash cousin version of it... It's sleazy, kinky, filthy and oh yeah, it's freaky as shit... Blaze a blunt or pop open a case of Bud... Or both... Get ready to get freaky... Enjoy CAST: Dick (Me)...