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The Handyman Ch. 01

by jsmangis on Sep 25, 2017
Mature

This is my first attempt at a longer story with several chapters. If you like it, please leave a comment. I have written eight more chapters, and may add more if this is well received. * I woke up early to the very pleasant feeling of a pair of loving wet lips caressing my morning wood. This has been a very common occurrence over the last seven years, wit...

Meet The Haitian Goddess Deux

by Samuelx on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Sebastien Renard looked at himself in the mirror. A tall, ruggedly handsome, big and bulky young Black man looked back at him. He smiled to himself. He looked really good in a red silk shirt and Black silk pants. He was getting ready for church. His grandmother Cecilia was already waiting. Although they lived exactly three hundred meters from the Catholic Ch...

Facts About Our Existence

by wistfall1 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The word "existence" is used in place of "life" because so far no one has been able to define what exactly life is. That has puzzled many, including Erwin Schrodinger, a Nobel winning physicist who wrote a book titled: "What Is Life". What's more, most of this existence is mostly unknown to most of us. For instance, while we sleep, we may toss and turn ever...

A Kind of Communion

by BelleCanzuto on Jan 20, 2020
Erotic Couplings

Author's note: This story deals with a taboo relationship, the nature of which is quickly apparent. I would have submitted it to the Incest/Taboo category, but those stories seem to be exclusively about incest, which this isn't. But please take this as notice that the couple's relationship would not be approved by society, generally. Also -- thanks again t...

Maggie May - Jake Rivers

by JakeRivers on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

Author's Note: Several authors are coming out with stories based on the various versions of "Maggie May" or "Maggie Mae." The story titles will be: "Maggie May - author's pseudonym" e.g. "Maggie May – Jake Rivers" The storyline might use any version or combinations of versions of the song. Some of the possibilities are by: Rod Stewart, John Lennon,...

Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

by hroy2 on Oct 19, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Mike looked at his watch reluctantly. It was Sunday evening, 5:15. He promised he would be at the church at 6:00 for Mass at St. Mary’s Catholic Church. His best friend, Dane had spent the past year converting to Catholicism and tonight he would finally be accepted by the church. He had met a lovely Catholic girl and wanted to be able to have the church wedd...

Blind Man's (Religious) Bluff

by wistfall1 on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

PLEASE NOTE There will be no voting—this is for information only. However comments are welcome, as are PMs and email with any questions about this essay. However any comment which is simply "testimony" otherwise known as witnessing. by churchy people, argumentative, or preachy, will be deleted immediately. This is not a forum for debating—most of the facts...

Interview with "Spanking Priest" Actor

by DeniseNoe on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

The Halfway House is an interested movie combining elements of horror, humor, and soft porn. I have a review of the movie here. One of the film's odd characters, Father Fogerty, is likely to raise thoughts of the recent sex scandals involving Roman Catholic priests, as Fr. Fogerty is a cleric who loves paddling the bottoms of naughty young ladies. I intervie...

O Little Town of Bethlehem

by RC_of_Doom on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

O Little Town of Bethlehem A Christmas Tale of A Pius Man Randell Schwerdt, arms dealer, occasional "interrogator" for hire, and all around unpleasant soul, awoke to having his world turned upside down. Literally. For a quick, hopeful moment, Randell had thought he would wake up any time now. After all, why would the only illumination in the area be red...

The Professor's Women Ch. 03

by jsmangis on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings

This is the third installment of my story about a family with an interesting dynamic. In this chapter, I continue to tell you the backstory of the title character and his family, and we learn how joy and tragedy continue to mold him into the man he is today. ***** The Professor's Women Chapter Three: Love and Loss As they pulled up in front of her sister...