I am a realtor who specializes in high priced homes. Our office got a call on a house we have been trying to sell for almost six months. My boss gave me the name of the interested party and told me to get right on it. I normally try and investigate the buyer so I don't waste my time trying to sell a home to someone who can't afford it. I didn't need to inves...
I haven't been having much luck in my love life. It seems like all the women I date want a good time. Most of these ladies want to be wined and dined and I don't get much else out of it. Maybe it is because when they hear I am a dentist, dollar signs go off. The last woman I was seeing wanted to have me buy a wedding ring after two months of seeing her. I th...
When I graduated art school I decided to go out on my own. I was going to try and paint portraits for a living. I knew I would probably starve to death but I had to try. If I wasn't successful I would end up doing corporate art. I found myself a large, cheap loft and I set up my studio. This place had a bathroom with a shower if I wanted to stay over some ni...
A friend of mine from work named Brian came up to me one day. "There is going to be this get-together on Friday night. Do you want to come along?" I inquired as to what sort of party he was talking about. "A group of pagans," he told me. "Since when did you start worshiping trees and rocks?" I asked. Brian gave me this look like I was a total asshole t...
I had to drop off some clothes that needed dry cleaned. There is a place not too far from where I work so I went there. I pulled up and went inside and I got a pleasant surprise. There was Cindy, a girl that I went to high school with. "Nick, I haven't seen you in ages," she said to me. Cindy was this hot brunette in high school. Unfortunately, we ran in...
The holidays had arrived and my wife and I were going to spend the weekend with my brother-in-law Kevin and his wife Jan. On Friday night we were at the in-laws house. My wife and her brother were sitting on the couch laughing and drinking wine. I too had be drinking heavily as my sister-in-law Jan was in the kitchen preparing our dinner. I decided to walk i...
My parents were throwing a big party at their house this weekend. My brother Ron was bringing his fiance Amy home for the first time. My brother lived a few hours away and didn't get home much. I know my parents were eager to meet the soon-to-be newest member of the family. When my brother did arrive for the party his girlfriend wasn't what I had imagined....
My wife Elaine and I weren't getting along these days. After a dozen years or so of marriage we didn't see eye to eye anymore. Elaine proposed that we take a vacation cruise and see if we could work things out. I figured we might as well try that. It seemed like a desperate move to get things right. We flew to where the ship was docked and we boarded heading...