Welcome to The Celebrity Replacement Bureau or CRB for short. Here we have started an interesting (illegal) business that we think you might get a kick out of. We have been busy kidnapping celebrities from across the country in various walks of life, from Youtube Stars, to Hollywood Stars to Rock Stars to Politicians, we have the real deal here for you buy....
The sign on the marquee at the Gerald Schoenfeld Theater couldn't help mentioning the controversy: "Jacinda Leigh and Jerome Moore in an event 25 years in the making." Everybody knew the story: Back in 1990, Jerome--the young, sexy, muscular African-American action star--and Jacinda--the Sydney-born blonde stunner just transitioning into American movies--we...
"Being Ron Jeremy" written by Brian Berke and Rich Willams and directed by Brian Berke is a short (38 minutes) comedy parodying the widely successful "Being John Malkovich." While the film spoofs Ron Jeremy and the porn industry in general, Jeremy played along, starring in the film along with a number of current female porn stars. Much like Malkovich in his...
I am Jon Rage and I am an agent to the stars. I am 19 years of age with brown hair, brown eyes, 5'10", and I have a nice build from regular workouts. Throughout my 19 years, I have always been the type of person that you either hated or loved. I was a basketball star throughout grammar school and high school, I always had a girlfriend, and I was very in...
To anyone interested, the science that is presented in this chapter is more or less accurate. Any deviations from reality was intentional for the purposes of the fiction story so feel free to message me if you are interested ***** Istvan groaned in stiff pain as he laid down the quill, rubbing his eyes and stretching his shoulders. He had lost track of tim...
I'm feeling a little better now. Must have been something I ate. Or didn't eat. My dream about the space station was so good, I thought I'd try and make it happen. So I dashed off a quick movie outline, based on my fantasy, plus some of the details of my life, fictionalized to make me anonymous for now. I don't really have $40 million to spare, and despite...
I like the night. Out east of town, it is very easy to wander down some dirt roads late at night, until you find yourself surrounded by gently rolling hills and a sky like the deepest black velvet sprinkled with diamond dust. The only sounds are the rustle of the wind in the tall grasses and the yip of coyotes; sometimes the crunch of hooves over frosted gr...
It had not been a good week. I had spent five days back east in my company's Charlotte office cooped up in a windowless room with a tall, gangly summer intern named Ray. I was supposed to be rolling out the new system software, but they were having hardware problems. And what do I know about hardware? Fly me all the way out to Charlotte just so I could watc...
(A.N) This story is my first composition—ever!— and it is not short. It has a plot and purpose that I hope you all enjoy. This is the first part of coming stories in a series called Touched By Divinity. Please remember that this story was written purely for pleasure and is in no way meant to insult Anyone. Thank you for readin :) --------- Egypt, 2413...
I'm looking for input and a crit as well as votes. Should I post more this is an excerpt of my burgeoning work.. PJ.... * * * * * "I got your invite!" she said, waving as she walked up the trail. "Glad you decided to show up. You couldn't have picked a better time. The wood is all chopped and stacked," Max said, dusting off his jeans. He opened his arm...