I was sitting at home one night about to masturbate to thoughts of my ex-girlfriend Jennifer. As I was stroking my dick, my phone rang. A bizarre coincidence? Jennifer was the one who was calling me, what did she want? We had not talked in months and now she says she's in the area and wants to stop by. I'm thinking to myself, am I dreaming? I quickly said ye...
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I first got this idea about reincarnation twelve months ago and have been exploring it since. The research that I am doing has lead to a new vibrator design that I am now inventing and will share the details with you. Concerning my invention, there is a patent pending; so don't get any thoughts. First, the reincarnation part. This occurred to me as I was h...
Let me preface this tutorial by saying that fucking your daddy is illegal in the United States. In the state of New York it is a felony with a maximum penalty of four years in prison. So go to France where fucking your daddy is not illegal if you are an adult. The rules of this How-To Contest say, "We will not accept How-To submissions that teach people how...
Surprisingly, I got a good nights sleep. It wasn't that late, the booze made it easy to go under, and I slept the whole night through. I must say, the hardon I woke up with took an inordinately long time to go down so I could empty my bladder. I kept seeing Janet bump at me in the dining room, felt her tongue in my ear, and remembered her smell. And, In all...
Jack slid his shoulders from beneath the girls and stepped off the bed for the bathroom. As they heard Jack turn on the water in the shower, Michelle and Jeanette rolled to face each other. Without saying a word, they leaned their lips together and let them touch. Jeanette softly sucked Michelle's top lip and then her bottom one. Michelle moaned softly when...
She walked into my bar for the first time. I knew just which table she would aim for. CCC, they called it -- the Cheating Cunts Club. CC Clubbers were of any race, class, or looks. Somewhere between elegant and shoddy, noticeable or not, whatever. Nothing identified them but a shared expression. It is not too subtle. It is a tension, a certain set of eyes...
"Come on, come with me. I promise it won't take long. You know the Goodwill drop off is right next door. I'll run in and drop the clothes off and then we'll do lunch. We'll have Chinese, it's your favorite!" She'd been trying to convince Annie, her best friend at work, to go to lunch with her. She and Annie had been hired at the law firm within weeks of ea...
WARNING! THIS IS A STORY INVOLVING STRONG SCAT PLAY AND WILL FOR ITS DURATION, YE HAVE BEEN WARNED. ***** Rebecca had a thing about her that she thought made her undateable. "What's this thing?" a friend from Rebecca's book club would ask. "Oh you know a thing" would be Rebecca's equally vague reply. Luckily, we are not Rebecca's friend from bookclub, w...
Author's Note: STOP!!! If you've read most of my stories before, you should probably be warned that THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT. This story has a bisexual story line. If male/male activities are not your thing, you probably won't like this one. Oh well; I'll catch you next time. This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit without the written permiss...