I awoke early the next morning, about 5:00, with a nasty headache from too much whiskey the night before. I staggered to the kitchen and washed down three ibuprofen with a full glass of water, thinking that I should have done that before I went to bed. Instead of going back to bed I made a pot of coffee and sat down to think about my day, trying to make a ch...
WARNING: My stories are especially depraved. But there are people who like them. Let us be, because no amount of your self-righteous disapproval is going to change us, and we're not all up in your business. My view is encapsulated in the following lyrics from Frank Zappa & Steve Vai: "Those of you who enjoy this song: Well, thank you, thank you. I love yo...
A young teacher unwittingly goes to a swinger's party and becomes the party. NOTE 1: This is a Halloween contest story. Please vote!!! NOTE 2: A thank you for my passionate and thoughtful editors: Steve B and Estragon. * I moved to a new school this fall and, although I was pretty crazy in college and am rather dynamic in my classroom, I am pretty shy a...
My freshman year at the University of Missouri passed pretty uneventfully. I kept a low profile, studied hard and made good grades. I played the part of the shy country girl on campus while I got acclimated to a whole new world. I honestly hate to say this, but if I had been thrown into that situation cold, without the weeks I spent working as my uncle's w...
After the last incident, I decided to lay low for a while. The reality of what had happened really hit me. I had pretty much raped Sarah while Melissa and Linda watched. Everything I did that day was so uncharacteristic of me. Sarah had pushed me so far with everything she'd done to me, but I know that's no excuse for what I did to her in return. Besides m...
My name is Alan. Just Alan. I am a collector of fine and unusual antiquities and rarities. I also have a fine disregard for the law, so the nature of my collection is not openly discussed. It would be of interest to the police of several countries, some of whom have shown enough interest in my career that I find it necessary to choose my travel routes carefu...
© 2010 by DonnerBBQ. All rights reserved. Feedback welcome and appreciated. * I've written previously about my 24-year-old wife Kim (see Curtains Removed for Painting and Wife Hosts BBQ for Coworkers). The barbecue that we hosted for her coworkers definitely got out of hand. I was a little worried about possible repercussions as four of her coworkers got...
Steve Cullis watched the three newcomers enter McHooligans pub. Students, was his initial thought. He finished cleaning a pint glass and put it on the rack above the bar. What were they doing here? Were they lost? Did they pay any attention to the local news at all? The three of them were dressed in fancy dress costumes for Halloween. Well two of them were...
"If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop." — Kurt Cobain Julie turned to face me as she reached the door. "Thanks, Brayden. Will I see you tomorrow?" "You bet." She stood on the tips of her toes and kissed me softly on the cheek. Her scent lingered for just a moment as she spun around and made her way into the hallw...
This story is part of an ongoing series. The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography. Feedback and constructive criticism is very much appreciated, and I encourage feedback for ideas. This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are...