Stitch Smoking A Blunt Stories

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A Special Treat Ch. 08

by flying_nugget on Sep 26, 2017
Group Sex

Darcie and Jen's lips were locked in a fiery kiss. The two M-cupped brunettes were making out with an amazing ferocity. Both hot ladies' gigantic breasts were pressing against one another. Their bare flesh was populated by goose bumps in the drafty air of the kitchen. Just as Heather came around the corner into the kitchen, she beheld the hot sight of Darc...

My High School SSBBW Stoners Ch. 01

by completeexperience on Sep 14, 2017
Romance

After finally getting her newborn daughter to sleep, Debbie sat nude on a couch in the living room and lit a blunt, her humongous ass sinking several inches into the cushion while her 50DDD knockers hung down and rested on her belly. Seven days earlier, she gave birth to her first child, just two months after she graduated from high school. Having not yet f...

Dr. Phil is a Buzzkill

by DickThePimp on Jul 17, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A PARODY...IT IS NOT REAL This is something new. It's a parody of Dr Phil, a hard, kinky partier that expects others to abide by the rules...unless it involves him fucking them. It contains harsh racial language, but it's not meant to be serious. It's a sex parody, nothing more. It's all in good fun...and sex...Enjoy *** Dr Phil was making his rou...

Stoned & Boned

by jjgarces on Sep 13, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

It's the end of another long but successful night on Carrie Underwood's "Storyteller" tour, and Carrie is rushing off to her hotel room to feed her growing habit. Unlike most of the stops on this tour, Carrie is flying solo, since she had found a babysitter to take her son off her hands, which meant she could spend some time alone and doing things she wante...

Titty Freaks Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Jan 21, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

GOD BLESS TITTIES!! Inside of my van... "Damn dude... shove it down her throat. Fuck... that looks good!" My gal pal, Mob Wives star, Drita D'Avanzo says, licking those delectable lips, blowing a huge slutty kiss at me. My dick is being shoved between my girl Oprah Winfrey's huge ebony melons and down her throat. My hand's on the back of her head helpin...

Sex, Drugs and Cheating

by DickThePimp on Mar 17, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

"Man... James... you've got the life, dude." "This I know, my friend... this I know." My buddy Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) shakes his head in disbelief, smirking his ass off, puffing and passing me the blunt. "Mmmmmm hmmmmmm. He sure does." My gorgeous blonde sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) comments, lifting her head off of my cock long enough to ta...

Pimpin' Sports Ch. 01

by DickThePimp on Nov 20, 2018
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

THIS IS A FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL PLAYA MY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN ERIN ANDREWS (HERSELF) Midtown Manhattan, New York 2:30 pm "Yeah whore take those cocks... you wanna be one of my hoes... you gotta be down for the fuck and suck parade baby! FUCK HER DAMN MOUTH DUDE! Nut in it!" Some clients... and myself... were running a train on ESPN's...

Cosplay is Consent

by CrossNoxus on Apr 30, 2018
Interracial

Darius Whitaker a normal black man who got incredibly lucky, as one day when he was smoking some weed on the couch a mystical forest fairy exploded from the end of his blunt with her hair on fire, screaming at the top of her lungs. "What the fuck?!" Darius would exclaim, quickly grabbing his glass of coke from the table and dumping it on the head o...

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Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut

by DickThePimp on Sep 14, 2020
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...

Natalia Ch. 03

by Rgmoore on Dec 30, 2017
Interracial Love

The next morning Jordan and I had woken up. We talked to each other for a little about the great time we both had last night and how we were both also eager to see each other and have sex again. We both got out of bed and put some clothes on. I then walked him out of my room and to the front door where my roommate Erica spotted me walking Jordan to the doo...