Humor & Satire
"FUCK," that was all I could scream inside my head.
My face was flushed, I was already sweating and I felt the throbbing in my head reaching an all-new level of intensity.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck," my mind screamed at my hands.
How absolutely stupid could one person be? My hands flew over the keyboard, issuing the recall command, but I was already receiving a...
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by
estragon
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
Who stole the stories from Literotica.com? Here's one answer.
Huang Meili had a rare place for an eighteen year old girl--she was a Senior Research Fellow at the National University of Defense Technology in Chengsha. Ostensibly she was a database manager, developing software for better tracking spare aircraft parts and maintaining records for naval personne...
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by
BatsandGlamour
on Sep 18, 2017
How To
Time goes by. So, you're not 18 anymore, so what? The hair may be thinning, gray or both, but that's OK, if the sexual spirit is still willing.
As we get older, our sexual performance often begins to lag. We can't cum as often or as perhaps as voluminously, and hope we're still doing the job. Making love to the same women for 18 or 20 years may not help –...
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by
AndyLuvder
on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire
A week before Christmas, the Kloz's overworked computer died for the last time. No wonder. It had been used at all hours of the day and night by both sets of twins and their parents.
When that happened, Mrs. Kloz was delighted she had not done her Christmas shopping early. She knew just what to do. She was so excited she could hardly sit still. In a few day...
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by
sophiewilliams
on Sep 14, 2017
Humor & Satire
Definition of Trolling or being a troll: Being a prick on the internet because you can. Typically unleashing one or more cynical, sarcastic or just downright nasty remarks on an innocent person because it's the internet and, hey, you can.
Mr Anonymous watched as his wife closed the door behind him. A twinge of anger took him momentarily, but he found it som...
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Fetish
I first met my wife right after my divorce. We were both coming off of a 10 year marriage that just wasn't working. My wife's sex life was so dull she often pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to have sex with her husband. My situation was very different. My wife got pregnant very quickly in our marriage and from that day a fear of pregnancy dominated...
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by
Mr. Unsexy
on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire
LOS ANGELES, CA- Local college dropout Merkin Muffley recently submitted a subpar erotic story to adult site Literotica.com, sources said.
"What a crock of shit," commented a site patron who chose to remain anonymous. "This is the most ridiculous story I've ever read."
Muffley's account, entitled Shine Some Sun Where The Sun Don't Shine, was approved and l...
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by
litguy100
on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays
I am a new writer to Literotica.com having had four stories posted in the last five weeks. Not only am I a new writer to Literotica.com but I am new to writing fiction as well. For that matter I'm new to writing . . . period. This essay is to recounting of a few self observations, experiences and surprises on this short journey so far. This may serve as a pr...
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by
nolimitstoryteller
on Sep 18, 2017
Fetish
Warning this story contains scat, watersports, incest and much more. Also, it is a spin off from Alyssa's Confession the trilogy. Reading it is not necessary but it's there if you want to dive in deeper. Enjoy!
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It was Detective Hardy's first day back on the job, after shooting an unarmed black teenager. He Tippy-toed through the crowded FBI office, h...
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Text With Audio
Literotica is happy to introduce LitTV - a new video storytelling community for adults!
At LitTV, men and women like you can share their sexy stories and erotic essays via video! Here are a few ideas on videos you can submit:
My First TimeStories of first time experiences are always fun. What's more sexy than hearing about the first time someone tried somet...
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