You know his name. Of course you know him. All of America knows him, or thinks they do because he's in their homes once a week, at least. My claim to fame is that only I know him inside and out, through and through. So why can I say what I just said, about America's favorite comedian and writer? Because he owns me, and won't let me leave. There. That's Jay...
~Note from Crab~ First of all, Alice, calling your friends 'slaves' is silly, second of all, Malice and Malena, you're little Skyrim stuff, done, here, eat! Also, I am back after a rather harsh sickness! But not even a cold can't keep Crab down! ~End of note from Crab, drawing of crab~ ***** Behind any invading force is a tyrant, a creature sadistic enou...
I like to talk to women online and off. One of my favorite questions to ask them is: what's the most outrageous thing you've ever done? Sometimes they try to play it off like they've never done anything out of the ordinary. Most of them enjoy recounting stories about crazy, outrageous things that they've done that none of their friends would believe because...
Several months ago one of my girl friends got divorced so I decided we should have a divorce party for her. It was going to be a girl's only party starting at around noon. Kathy, the divorcee, and 5 bother girl friends came over. I had fixed a lite lunch assortment and a large pitcher of margaritas. Our entire yard is enclosed with a 6 foot privacy fence and...
If I'm not drunk yet, I will be by the time I finish the two banana daiquiris in front of me. My name is Andrea, but everyone calls me Andy. My husband, Luke, is sitting in our hotel room right now. He had a bit too much to drink last night and isn't feeling well, so I thought I'd let him rest a while. We've been married just over 10 years. We have two kids....
'The mongrel shouldn't be allowed to get away with it!' Ren thought angrily as he got onto his bike. He kicked the motor to life and eased the Triumph out of the shed and headed down the road. He was aware of someone not to far behind him on their bike as he sped along but he was not in the mood to slow down and let whoever it was catch up with him. The pow...
Ch 10: Nearing the end I finished the track season with an average of 3rd place in the last few meets. I failed to qualify for Districts, which was no surprise, but had decided to go to the District Track and Field Meet anyway to cheer on Sarah, Jeff, and the other team members I knew that qualified. Jeff managed a record-breaking throw and beat out the re...
Jax sat back and sighed, "I love coming here, but it is impossible to keep the pounds off." He turned to the girl refilling his wine, "Tell Jacques he's going to be needed spotting me in the workout room this evening." The girl laughed as she topped off everyone's glass and went to get Christie another IPA. "I've told him he's personally responsible for he...
Chapters 1-7 are somewhat self contained and describe Matt being rescued from a Midwest snowstorm by a family that turn out to be his soul mates, girls with lots of past life ties. Lots of spirituality and lots of sex. This was mostly written in 2005 and was posted in 2010. Chapters 8-13 describe Matt going home to the Northeast, discussing things with his...
*Sunday* Jack's Sunday was usually a day of lazy spent reading the paper and going out for a lunch at the pub, but today would not be such a day. He was almost attuned to the new time zone, but the sun rose early in Florida and even with the best blinds, a chink still shone into the room. This morning for the first time in a while, he did not have a case of...