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How Humans Do, It

by Rumple Foreskin on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

Bronson the Big Mouth Bass stuck his head above the bayou's motionless surface and looked around. What the hell was going on? It was mid-day and too damn hot for any respectable fish to be feeding. Even the dumbest human must realize that. So why had those two in that fancy fishing rig slipped past the screen of willow branches and tied up against the trunk?...

Lab Results

by zweifelhaft on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

Whose children are they then? Dr. Subramaniam, the director of the Genetics & Fertility Institute, was polite and professional when he broke the bitter news to me. "We are very sorry, Mr. Halsbeth. But I am afraid that your sperm is simply not suitable for our donor program." Not suitable? Based on their brochures, I would have thought that I was the p...

Night Pleasure

by TxRad on Sep 1, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Hi, I'm Tits. Actually, I'm Madison's tits. I'm always nice and perky, and I try to keep my nipples hard so we can be seen and admired. I like it when I'm the first things to get aroused and played with." "That's cause you're up front but I get as much attention as you do," Ass said. "That's because you're anal, among other things." "Only when I'm spanke...

My Little Head Takes Over

by Bakeboss on Sep 17, 2017
Humor & Satire

"HEY ASSHOLE, wake up. Yeah I'm talking to you, open your eyes." What, huh, just who is talking to me so early in the morning? "OK, OK I'm awake, what do you want?" Better question is who you are as I look around my bedroom there is nobody here. Then I hear him again and it sounds as if he is under the covers. I throw back my blanket to see my penis stari...

Shopping for Fun

by Scot_writer on Sep 16, 2017
Humor & Satire

"Do anything interesting with your day off yesterday?" "Oh god, yes. You'd never believe what I got up to yesterday!" "What?" "I bought something from a sex shop." "You didn't!" "I did." "Tell me more." "Well, Sean and I went through to Edinburgh to have a wander around the Museum of Scotland. You know, it's a beautiful building and if you go into the...

Stephanie's Lesbian Vacation Ch. 03

by leanne2k on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction

Thanks to everyone who sent me feedback on part one and two. There were some really great ideas, and I plan on incorporating some into the story. A special thank you goes to the feedback that corrected my grammar. Without further ADO, here is the finale of Stephanie’s Lesbian Vacation. After their showers were over, the girls, wrapped up in a large towel, s...

My Golden Summer with Blythe Ch. 02

by duddle146 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

My Golden Summer with Blythe - Part 2 Josh's childhood dream girl visits him in San Francisco. The Return of Blythe Coming from a small farming community, San Francisco proved to be everything Josh had ever imagined - and then some. He loved the freewheeling atmosphere - the friendliness - in short; he fell in love with the city by the Bay. Because of ea...

Cleaning Windows

by tamol on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

My eyes felt heavy as I began to wake up but something seemed very strange, or maybe I was still dreaming. As I went to rub my eyes I found it impossible to move I was confused until I realised that Paul was up to his silly tricks again, my wrists were tied together and secured to the top of the bed; my ankles had been tied to the bottom corners and I was...

Our First Encounter

by curiousaboutthat on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings

We meet at Starbuck's. You are already there when I enter. We recognize each other immediately from our photos. You stand up, and I kiss your cheek. We shake hands. It feels odd, after all our intimate emails, our steamy sexting and amorous phone conversations, to greet each other so formally, but this is our first face to face and I can see a hint of n...

For Love or Friendship

by LeperMessiah on Sep 14, 2017
Non-Erotic

I've known her for so long. It seems almost too long. Yet if I sat down and thought about it, it'd only be four or five years, six at the most. Hardly a lifetime, yet we are still young. For us it feels longer. Friends are hard to come by at the best of times, but to find a friend that your at ease with and you can rely on, perhaps even trust your life with,...