Stupid Stories

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Nightshade becomes Nightslut

by thorprovoni on Aug 18, 2017
Fetish

A beautiful and athletic woman is alone at the top of a building. She is dressed in a superhero uniform. The superhero uniform is black leather and very tight. The woman is blonde and has a black mask. The woman's name is Nightshade and is a famous superhero. The woman is voluptuous and very tempting though it is thirty-eight years. She has big tits with big...

Ten Reasons Why Don's a Dick

by JustThisOne on Sep 1, 2017
Group Sex

10. His snakes. I love snakes – the way they coil in your hands, a flex of hard muscle – the sleek skin, the coolness. Caligula – four feet of yellow-barred black kingsnake, lithe, seeking, friendly as hell – he'd slither right up your arm, squeeze it politely, and chuck his head under your chin. Leopold was wilder – he came in after – but another king, co...

Supergirl, Whining

by CreamyLady on Sep 12, 2017
Humor & Satire

cowritten by Skibum Okay, this absolutely sucks. I have got this HUGE zit, right in the middle of my forehead, and another on my chin, and I’m supposed to go to a party with this guy and this is just so FUCKING typical! I can’t tell you how much I hate this stupid little planet. Yellow sun, super strength, and let me tell you about PMS. Yeah, right. PMS –...

Lynn and Bobby Ch. 08

by LynnGKS on Sep 19, 2017
Humor & Satire

Chapter 8 Girl Talk: The Stupid Bitch Story Note to male readers: This is the way girls talk to each other. It has very little sex and while many girls will think it's funny, most guys (except gays) will be bored. If you're looking for something to jack off too, this is not it. If you want to jack off, please read one of my other stories. Charlie's Nephew...

Little Mistakes Ch. 1

by Bloodypaperdoll on Sep 16, 2017
Non-Erotic

"Dear Journal Girl, Life sucks good bye forever" That's how I should write it; short, sweet, and to the point, right? Well, wrong I've never been accused of being short and to the point, I am long winded in my suffering. So here goes the real writing. "Dear Journal, I have been on this planet for all of 17 yrs, and ever since I've grown out of my childho...

Love is Blind and Sometimes Stupid

by TizWin on Sep 17, 2017
Loving Wives

Billy Bob: Well, I'll be dipped in shit! I just found out that my wife of twenty two years has been stepping out on me. I swear that you could have knocked me over with a feather; I just could not believe it! The audacity of the bitch, cheating on me, how could she? I knew instantly what I was going to do and when I was going to do it, what I wanted to know...

The Exhibition: Breakfast

by sammy_808 on Sep 18, 2017
Fetish

Sammy got out of the shower, and dried herself off with the towel sitting on a shelf. She blow dried her hair, and then brushed her teeth with the fresh toothbrush she found sitting on the counter. After a few breathes to calm herself, she opened the bathroom door, and strolled out, down the hall, and across the living room to the table sitting next to her c...

Ashley and Jabari

by BabyGirlLOVESBrian on Sep 16, 2017
Interracial Love

Hey my name is Ashley. I am about 5'3, with shoulder length brown hair and dark brown eyes. My boobs are rather average, but I have got it where it counts. I have an ass that could make even black girls jealous. I am about 160lbs and wear a size 13 jeans (It sounds a lot worse then it is!). Just because my pants size is so big doesn't mean I'm fat I am not f...

Thursday Night Bad Movie Club Ch. 01

by Maxart414 on Sep 13, 2017
Group Sex

Part 1 of 3.... Once a month, for maybe six months now, husband goes over to Johnny’s house for “Thursday night bad movie club.” They are joined by two other women, Miranda and Deedee. It is an odd collection and I am suspicious. First of all, they call it Thursday night bad movie club but they only meet once a month. Moreover, it’s not always on a Thursda...

A Special Day in the Life Ch. 00

by hotbox on Sep 15, 2017
BDSM

What or who is "The Clitoris Alliance" Please allow me to summarize 100,000 years of human history for you in a few sentences. 100,000 to 10,000 BC: Men are stupid, only making stone knives, flint arrowheads, and walls to divide people. Women domesticate animals, begin farming, form language, and sew clothes so that all humanity survives the ice age. Here...