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by Decayed Angel on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

After work, I decided to head up Twenty-Third Street for a bite to eat and perhaps some entertainment. There were a number of nice places all very conveniently located between where I worked and the hotel. I decided I'd save a bit of money on the meal and then spend that money on the entertainment. Since I was traveling on business, none of it came out of my...

Mistress Kim

by couldbeyours on Sep 17, 2017
BDSM

This story is completely fictional and is intended for mature readers, the characters names and situations do not represent anyone real and are completely chosen at random. This all started about a month ago when I was getting bored with all the wannabe Mistress's I'd been encountering online for the past year, finally I had found a women who sounded for re...

A Dog in the Closet

by idope247 on Nov 26, 2017
Erotic Couplings

Ethan Slade was sort of a dog lover, that's how he got to know Bridie Collinson. Admiring a woman's dog is a surefire way of getting into conversation and Ethan had used this method successfully for several years. He often remembered his past conquests by their dogs. Della and Watson, the Labrador, Kelly, and Caesar the rambunctious Boxer and of course Becky...

Three Finger Bobb, Space Trooper

by Baba8 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Three Finger Bobb, Space Trooper Green Armed Penis, Loaded for Hookers Chapter Three Trooper Bobb entered the "No Shit" platoon capsule under the sign that said. No Shit No Poopy No Gas All shitter's must ring the shit bell "Hi, Top Shit. Trooper Bobb reporting for duty, Sir." "That's Mr. Top Shit to you. Welcome aboard Trooper. If you ever call me...

Mama

by DevilOrAngel on Sep 13, 2017
Non-Erotic

Author would like to thank CopyCarver for his help editing this story. * Breathe deep, pick up the pace, keep going........the beach is only another couple miles in the distance......... was the mantra running through my mind as my hands sliced cleanly through the ocean water. In the predawn light I could barely make out the Malibu pier ahead on my left a...

Julie Ch. 03

by logodaedelus on Sep 16, 2017
Novels and Novellas

A yawn shouldn't be able to startle patrons of a popular bar, or so Peter had said years ago. But tonight was a crowd going against the rule. No baseball game, no football game, and no hockey game meant no one would be coming apart from the regulars and the depressed. Christmas had come and gone as had New Years leaving the depression the grey days January b...

My Mystery Man Ch. 01

by shimmer752 on Sep 25, 2017
Novels and Novellas

Today marked my first day at my new job. I was working in the Emergency Registration Department at St. Jude’s Hospital. Previously I had worked at a restaurant, porn store and Juvenile Detention Facility so this was really the most normal group of people I had ever worked with. My job was quite simple. Any moron could do it. Patients were placed in ro...

Sophia Blew's Safehouse Adventures

by Elizabeth Pride on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic

I had been beaten and clawed by my mate. I had no where else to turn. I knew no one who would save me from the mate whom I had chosen to spend the rest of my life with. The mate that I had trusted above all others. How could I have been so naive? A friend had recommended that I go to Safehouse. So I set off on my long and lonely journey to find refuge in a...

Star Cores Ch. 01

by Evilwolf6 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Spermatozoa are simple things, oh don't get me wrong, amazing they are, ballistic missiles each carrying their payload of 23 chromosomes, using their flagellum to swim their way towards the ovum. These little swimming critters were not having much luck however, either at finding the ovum or even swimming; regardless of how hard they flailed they just weren'...

Unorthodox Punishment Pt. 04

by Ragnarok385 on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Kim ran until she made it back to her room. Luckily Stephanie had finished her shower and left a hurried note on the white board that she was out partying and if Kim wanted to join she could. Kim just stormed into her room, and collapsed onto her bed, tears welling up. "I can't believe HIM!" She screamed into her pillow. "And that bitch...THAT WHORE!" Tim t...