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Winter for Silkeon

by OneSilky on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

I am a Silkeon, a red furred and green eyed warrior, small but fierce. I live in Bama land, and I have a very important job, as Egroegs and Poon Tangs cannot breed alone. They must have my enzymes to make the seed fertile, so I suck the seed from the mighty horn of the Egroeg and spit it with my catalysts into the breed pouch of a Poon Tang so she may have d...

Our Men Have Been Cupped Ch. 01

by forcedtobenaked on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy

Saturday, 14th May 2016 Brad & Emma we're any normal suburban couple, a nice house, a son called James who had just turned 18 and a 15 year old daughter called Kate. The morning had started as any other, a beautiful spring day. Brad had just returned from his run & James was watching TV. Kate was sleeping over at a friends house. "What's that in the garde...

V is for Valentino

by Chiara23 on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Kim unlocked the door to her apartment and flicked on the lights as she got in. It had been a shitty day at work and would probably carry over to tonight. She hated Valentine's Day now since her ex-fiancé had dumped her for her ex-best friend last year, just two days before. "Fucking asshole," she muttered to no one in particular as she put a microwave dinn...

Julia

by Jenny_Jackson on Sep 16, 2017
Romance

Sitting on the dock alone, I watched the early morning sun peek out from behind Mount Hood. This was the end of a long night of sitting here thinking - remembering. I played the last year over and over in my mind, trying to make sense of what happened. I suppose it started when I met Julia. That was the day my life began and ended. I didn't really think muc...

Frozen Pleasures

by PrincessErin on Sep 16, 2017
Toys & Masturbation

Kara practically ran from her car into the elevator. Her whole day had been a blur and she hoped she hadn't said or done anything stupid. From the moment she had woken up to now her mind was thinking of only one thing. That one thing was in the freezer. She had put it in the night before and was disappointed when her alarm had not gone off. She had specifica...

Student Satisfaction

by AlinaX on Sep 13, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

The lecture was as dull as the lecturer was hot, though her beauty was contained within a mask of severity. Julia had long given up listening to the words, but the music of Dr Svensson's voice with its lilting Swedish cadence was mesmerising. Julia wanted to melt into her, become her, make love to her... though not once had she seen any hint of attraction in...

Porn Review: Another Azz Creation

by Sean Renaud on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

Staring: Phoenix Marie, Chanel Preston, Sheena Ryder, Amy Brooke and Bridgette B Initial Thoughts: Jules Jordon is one of the best companies currently in the Jizz Bizz. The only other company I would hold up to their level is Brazzers and what I mean by that is why are you even reading this? You know at the very worst it's going to be above average porn and...

Stopover

by endthedream on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

I always stopped at the same place after I left Joel's house. A half-mile away. Thursday night around ten or ten thirty. Joel's family's house was the only one within a few miles. The radio would be playing "American Pie," or "Vincent" or "City of New Orleans." If the weather was warm or hot summer or cool Fall, or even cold winter, I would turn off the igni...

Spiteful Loose Cannon Critics

by Egmont Grigor on Sep 16, 2017
Reviews & Essays

[My fair critics are excluded from this 'ranting and raving' piece. --Egmont Grigor.] * Edgar Monty Grigg-Noir entered the literature laboratory containing the Class of '08 with trepidation as if facing raucous critics living on unsustainable vegetarian diets or who were victims of over-consumption of red meat. The red-faced Professor Herring had given Mo...

The Chat Room Friend

by Gabriel on Sep 2, 2017
Exhibitionist & Voyeur

I used to be a member of AOL until a few weeks ago. This story is a bit odd in the sense that it will be told in a "chat room" format. I copied and pasted the whole conversation into a Word document so I could present it here. Let me know what you think of it. Here the story behind it first: I met this guy in an Exhibitionist chat room on AOL. We chatted o...