This is a freaky sleazy fucktastic sex parody... It ain't real This is my latest installment in my VS series... This one is an off shoot of The Bing Bang Theory sex parodies I have written... It's Penny vs Bernadette, both from The Big Bang Theory... It takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow freaks I was laid out on my couch, nude, making out with my nude...
I lay in bed watching a movie quietly waiting for my wife to come home. She had gone out for the evening with a few of her friends. My eye lids grew heavy, before long the eyelids began to flutter shutter shut. I felt myself falling into the fog of sleep. In the fog I heard my wife enter the house. Her voice carried into the bedroom. Voices? She was not alo...
Scott had his girlfriend Janet up on make-out mountain, doing what every 23 year old boy would do with a hot brunette 20 year old and that's make out and try to have sex. He was running his fingers through her hair while the two were sucking face. Sliding their tongues into each other's mouths. She felt his tongue ring slide over her tongue, making her quive...
Ch. 03: Deep-Throat As Tonya got up to answer the door, Bailey uncuffed Julian, and he got up and stretched, and sat on the edge of the bed. He was still savoring the taste of cum from these two lovely trannies, when the door opened. A tall blonde beauty walked in, and leaned down to give Tonya a kiss. "Jenny, meet our cumslut," Tonya said, his softening...
It was a hot, August, Friday night. I was walking down a dark street with no street lights. I was looking for females or hookers. I had on my black see thru shorts. I also had on 20 metal rings around my balls. I saw this one lady that looked like hooker. She looked very nice and I decided to head her way. When I get close to her, she should be able to see...
We just moved into a new neighborhood and I was standing in the bedroom looking out the window when I saw the women next door fucking her pussy with a dildo out back by her pool. It looked like she had a huge dildo in her pussy and she didn't know anybody was watching. She fucked herself for a good five minutes I had to stop watching because my wife came in...
A few days ago we got a visit from an old college friend. Vince was in town on business and called to see if we were home. Several times he'd call that he would stop by and then never show up, so we didn't have a lot of faith that he would this time. We've played with him a few times over the years so we always looked forward to him spending some time out in...
This is my first attempt at writing an erotic story. Please bear with me and please send me some feedback (Good or Bad). E-Mail me! Flames will be ignored! This is a *mostly* (except for the watersports part) true story of how my now ex-wife and I had some hot fun one night. (While still married) * * * * * We started out by opening a cheap bottle of wine,...
You walk in my house after work, I motion for you to sit on my soft leather couch and move the ottoman out of my way. I walk into the kitchen to get a glass of water for me and of course whatever you want to drink. Coming back into the living room I hand you your drink and set mine down near your feet. I sit down on the floor and wait quietly until you unwi...
You and I work together. We're working on a new contract together and I look over at you and see you looking at my tits, which I can admit are looking super fucking hot today. You see that I caught you and you blush. I tell you I'll be right back. I leave the room and come back a few minutes later with a big smile on my face. I tell you I want to take you ho...