An imagined sequel to "Some Like It Hot." In the last scene of the movie classic, Daphne has just revealed to Osgood, the lovesick millionaire who asked her to marry him, that she is really a man. To which Osgood replied, "Nobody's perfect." I was stupefied. Osgood knew that I was masquerading as a woman, and even after seeing me with my wig off and hearing...
A short story... Mama (Kathie Lee Gifford) and I have kinda started our own religion... even though some people may call it a cult. It's called FUCK YOUR MAMA. Simple and to the point. It's dudes like me... and girls... that... well... fuck their mamas. I fuck mine every damn day. Mama is always taking care of me. She cooks, cleans, manages... and yeah......
Short stories series about trashy motherfuckers in the trailer park... Simple and to the point... Sleazy and filthy as fuck... Offensive as hell... Parody Period! "Damn, bitch! Suck my nut! Drink that shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhh. Good ho." My mama (Kelly Madison) sucking me off. Drinking my creamy ball dessert, not spilling a damn drop. I grab her blonde head and ra...
WARNING: OFFENSIVE TWISTED PERVERTED FUCKED UP HILLBILLY FUN AND FUCKIN'... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FREAKY BANJO MUSIC PLAYING OUR LOG CABIN IN THE WOODS... OUR BACK PORCH... Howdy... I'm horny as fuck... I'm also James. This is the perverted ass story of my fucked up, freaky ass family. We love each other... we fuck each other... and we...
Author's note: Sorry for the long delay EVERYONE....but i hope you like it since i have been getting tons of emails about when i would update, so here it is...hope you like it..ta ta for now Chyna Marie * Lily found herself packing once she got home. Everything was in a daze, a tear induce daze that caused her to use two boxes of tissues. She blamed the c...
"BABE... CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME TO WORK? MY DAMN CAR WON'T START. PLEASE." My girlfriend Kat (Kat Dennings) asks. I'm in the shower... kinda busy... so I ignore her. My mama (Beth Chapman) is sucking me off while I shower. She's kneeling down in front of me, deepthroating all ten inches of my thick dick of awesome. I'm smiles and washing, watching mama's b...
MaMa sent the girls one of her usual notes. Dearest Cherubs Breakfast for three has been ordered for 8.30 tomorrow, please allow 2 hours from your busy diaries to attend. Love and Kisses MaMa. "Its a spanking breakfast then Abi." "For sure, suppose we are both well overdue really and she can tell, just as PaPa could." "Shall I send a funny reply Abi."...
Foreword: This is a work of pure fantasy and goes back to when I was a teenager and had a HUGE crush on my mom's best friend. The Divorce happened, but unfortunately, I didn't get to help her through it. All persons engaged in sexual antics in this tale are at least 18, and all characters, while having a loose basis in reality, are of my own creation. FAI...
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As the title indicates there are two previous chapters. They are quick reads and even if you've already read them a quick review will enhance the enjoyment of this installment! * When the reality of my situation became clear I began to panic. I was seated in a woman's car dressed as a whore and I had no idea where my regular clothes or car keys were! I be...