by
DaftBrit
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
Here's how to change a starter motor on a car.
Have a cigarette. And a coffee.
Step outside and look at the car. Adopt a daunted expression.
Pop the bonnet of the car. The bonnet is situated where the hood should be if the car was situated several thousand miles west. ;)
Glance under the bonnet at the engine. Adopt an EVEN more daunted expression. These...
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by
MungoParkIII
on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire
Dan took a quick look at the map he had printed from the computer, confirming the exact location of his next service call. After visualizing the route he was going to take, he started up his engine, making sure it started without hesitation, and then he pulled out onto Main Street. It wasn't a very far drive for him so hopefully the call wouldn't be...
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by
OLDER AND BETTER
on Sep 12, 2017
Loving Wives
It was cold and windy as Jim hurried down the steps from the Ell.
He unlocked his car and was backing out when he heard her screaming.
"Fucking Japanese junk," She shouted.
Jim stopped his car and drove back into the parking space beside her car.
Jim recognized her as a regular commuter but had not really met her, except for a nod or a smile in passing...
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by
MysteryWriter
on Sep 17, 2017
Non-Erotic
Even in this day and age there are rural counties whose claim to fame is that they don't do much of anything. Life moves at a snails pace because there are no factories, no corporate office buildings, no tourist attractions, just a string of almost empty downtown areas, one after another. There are dozens of crossroads, with the remnants of a different time...
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by
MungoParkIII
on Aug 29, 2017
Humor & Satire
Dan and his wife had a wonderfully blissful Christmas featuring the incredible gift he picked up at that special boutique. Of course it didn't start out blissfully, there was a bit of resistance. Sure the package was wrapped nicely, but apparently Dan seemed a bit too anxious for his wife to open her present and that got her suspicious.
"And what ha...
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by
simply_cyn
on Sep 17, 2017
Celebrities & Fan Fiction
Fatima was stretching on the floor when Brian came through the door, nervousness etched across his brow. She looked up, surprised he was here. "Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you and Jen were going shopping?'
"We are," he said. "But I need you to do me a favor first."
"What?" she asked, stretching down across her outstretched leg.
"Does Jennifer...
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by
guitargotmilf
on Sep 15, 2017
Novels and Novellas
We were woken up early by someone screaming, "OH MY GOD!!!!!" I jumped up and ran outside, with Liv right behind me. Nate was standing by the fire with a look of horror on his face. Bre was sitting up against a tree, dead. Her throat had been slashed from ear to ear. The knife was lying next to her, with dried blood on it. Liv gasped and grabbed me. I shield...
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by
standingstones
on Sep 13, 2017
Erotic Couplings
My wife asked if I could go over to my sister-in-law Cindy's place. She couldn't get her car started that morning. Normal Cindy is a pain in the ass. She will ignore you unless she needs your help. I ended up driving over to see Cindy. I checked the ignition and the car wouldn't turn over.
"When did you last get the battery changed?" I asked her.
She repli...
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by
JuliaHandel
on Sep 14, 2017
Erotic Couplings
Mike stopped at the PetLove store to get dry chow and look at the collars and leashes. His wife Cathy was a brunette who looked attractive in dark blues and reds, and there was a maroon leather collar with plush lining that might fit her. The collar ring could be connected with a carabiner to a leash or chain. They had tried tying her up with pantyhose and s...
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by
Decayed Angel
on Sep 16, 2017
Sci-Fi & Fantasy
The loud click of the unlocking door woke us up. We looked at our clock but it only flashed twelve, twelve, twelve... just like every night since the storm. The garish red letters created a strange glow in the room that reflected off my girlfriend's breasts in a most seductive way. It was a rhythmic glow, pulsing like a throbbing head after too much Thunderb...
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