I couldn't believe it when I heard it, never mind the fact that as Katy Perry's new manager, I had to be the one to pitch the idea to the NFL and the network that would be broadcasting the game. And her idea was to do a "special" halftime show at the Super Bowl where she fucked someone on stage as part of it. "Katy, this is crazy and it's never going to wo...
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This story describes a moment in time (January 1998) and was written shortly after it occurred. The descriptions of the people in the story are accurate for the time however, their names may have been changed to protect the innocent. Understand that like all works "Based on a True Story", there may be some artistic license taken. *************** It was the...
Suburban girl next door Julie, (well really wife next door) needed to do some grocery shopping for the weekend to prepare for a "vanilla" party she had to attend. Ok, to say this party was "vanilla" was an understatement. When she agreed to go, she didn't realize the friend that invited her had also invited mostly "churchy" friends of hers and there would be...
This is the story of a doctor's office nurse who goes to a Super Bowl party. It was written quickly in order to get it out in a timely manner. It's basically a first draft, so please ignore any mistakes that made it through. — I had a date for the super bowl. It turned out to be a one night stand. That's kind of a bummer, because I liked the guy and I'm a...
Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK ch...
My college roommate, Mary, and I boarded the flight to San Diego on our way to the Super Bowl. Mary had just lost her virginity with my help. As a result of the circumstances surrounding that event we had received two free tickets to the big game. Not only that, but after our double-team on the professor, Stephen Chandler, Ph.D., who donated the tickets,...
This is a Valentine's Day contest story. Please vote. * Husband sabotages wife's Valentine's celebration with his sudden nudism. Robert listened to his wife, Susan, yapping endlessly about her plans for her Valentine Day celebration. She was like this with every obscure holiday. Every month it seemed they threw a party that cost nearly as much as their da...
When John walked into the kitchen he found his wife Kelly facing away from him...she was talking on the phone. "Okay...yes...yes...I'll ask him. No...the worst thing he can say isn't no...the worst thing he can say is yes." Kelly said. Kelly hung up the phone. "Who was that baby?" John asked. Kelly was surprised to see John as he grabbed a beer out of th...
PREGAME I discovered it doesn't get bigger for a city than when its football team goes to the super bowl for the first time. I work for a company that services the aeronautical industry in Seattle, which basically means we feed off of Boeing. Our company's northwest division is primarily made up of young engineers in their mid-20s to early 30s, assigned in...