(author's note: I wrote this at 18 years old, and even then it was meant only as a humorous satire.) My name is The Red Goblin. I travel the world battling capitalism. The media calls me a super-villain but I consider that to be capitalist propaganda. One day, about a year ago, I glided into Hollywood on my red broomstick-glider. I passed a baby in a strol...
When Joy and Chantelle spotted the two chaps as they walked into the bar they both looked at each other and smiled. Chantelle instinctively moved her hands to arrange her luscious cleavage in her black lacy bra – just showing in the open neck of her red blouse. She looked over at Chantelle in her skimpy white top over a blue micro-skirt with the reflection o...
Hilary was bubbling with excitement as she entered the room. "What has got into you?" Caroline smiled, hugging her friend and lover. "I am excited because we have been asked to join the local hunt!" "Oh..." Caroline frowned. "I am not into hunting, its a bit cruel." "Don't be silly, since the hunting ban they don't chase real foxes, they lay a trail for...
I arrive at my new place and lug the gurly things suitcase inside and into the bathroom. Daddy messaged me that he's about 30 minutes away, he had to take a business call. He mentions in the message he would really love to see me in full passable makeup when he comes over, he's so horny and can't wait for me to finish him off. I guess I do owe him big for h...
This story is different from my others. I consider this Humorous, but there is no sex in the story so I submitted it for posting under Non-Erotic. I understand that many of you will not think this story funny. IT IS NOT A SERIOUS STORY and no permanent damage done so please just take it lightly. There is a sequel to this story, so if accepted by the powers...
Don't get me wrong I'm a girl who loves shopping, but furniture shopping is by no means my favorite activity. I hate those giant, furniture warehouse showrooms, full of odd-looking furniture. Worst of all they always have overly pushy commissioned salespeople hungry to sell you anything they can. Unfortunately, as a prostitute, I've found regularly replacing...
Be kind... I'm new: This may be minimal to most of you but I guess you can say it was O/our first "official scene" and a significant step for the both of us ... at home and inspired by some great advice and a home-made toy. Sunday at Lowes, W/we were buying some paint primer for the house and chuckled when the employee handed us 2 wood stirring sticks. Bac...
This is the first three of possibly more chapters of a series of very short stories that share a common cast (usually) and theme, more like a series of vignettes than one story. If there are future sections written I plan to repeat the first chapter to set the stage, then jump right into the new material. Ch I Things couldn't have been any better, it was F...
The author gratefully acknowledges the valuable contributions made by Mike and Tina, especially Tina's willingness to share her promiscuity, as well as their constant encouragement to share this story. Tina had visited Jessica and Mike, blindfolding and tying him down to a chair. Jessica had been bound ankles and toes in a kneeling position. During an int...
PLEASE LEAVE THE ITALICS INTACT. THANK YOU. Dear Reader, Thank you for reading this preliminary work. This is an autobiography. I appreciate your time and opinion. Please take a moment to give constructive comments? Thank you. "Green House— Based on a Life" CHAPTER 1 My birthday's today, and I'm a few years older than I was last year. My annual contempl...