My sister's a funny one. She's super uptight about sex, but I've been working on breaking her down, and she's changing a bit. She's a real nice girl, and we always got along, but we're real different in a lotta ways. One of the biggest is appearance wise. One of the reasons I stick with my yoga so good is to keep this ass of mine from turning into my sisters...
Get out of the way! Damn, why don't people just get out of my way! I frigging hate these people who just stand there when I'm trying to get somewhere and I'm in a hurry. Fuck them! In case you're wondering who this is, the name is Jamella Hendricks. I'm a six-foot-tall, good-looking, big-booty and very voluptuous young black woman living in the city of Bosto...
I know I'm very fortunate. I'm not sick. No one in my family is sick. My friends are all good. I know so many thousands of people have it so much worse. But for a very sexual person, being quarantined alone is so frustrating. I thought I would share some random (and maybe silly and boring as well) thoughts about my experience with it so far... -----------...
--- Week 4 -- Thursday Night --- I didn't get to go home this night 'cause Ortega didn't call me a taxi. No surprise there. Duh! However, he didn't call Justin to pick me up, either. Instead, he saw off his business partner Miller, not paying any kinda attention to me or Shelly. I guess he was still super mad at his ass-istants. Whatever! Like a pair of go...
Disclaimer: I do not own Supergirl or anything to do with DC. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. ****** "I hope you're hungry, because I bought... dinner?" Supergirl didn't mean to state the last part as a question, but despite her hunger it became the last thing on her mind as she flew into the office of Lena Luthor and saw the woman...
Fucked Up And Freaky Fuck Parody "Baby... I love your hair... You're so damn handsome." My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) compliments my new hairstyle. She looks it over, holding my face... moving it side to side. Mom kisses me, then goes into her kitchen... we're at my parent's house in Beverly Hills. "I know... I think it's hot." My wife... one of...
Chapter 01: Burglary Duo are confronted by a Super heroine It was a quiet Saturday afternoon at Majestic Jewelers, the sun had finally come out and much of the public took advantage of the good weather for outdoor activities. In the store were the owner , her assistant and a security guard. The latter was there mostly for insurance requirements and had nev...
I'm not sure why Emily asked me to write this story down. It's just a funny, gross thing that happened to us a couple weeks back. My name's Roweena. I'm a college student in my mid-20s, a little older than most of my classmates. I can't afford the student housing, so I live at home and commute to campus every day. My best friend Emily lives at home, too. S...
Tony Blair's package finally arrived. It was an old genie style lamp he had bid for on eBay. After a few days he had won the bidding - at an amazingly low price. The seller had seemed a bit shady, but it had arrived as promised. When he unpacked it, the lamp was about like the picture - dusty and in need of a little cleaning; it was also surprisingly heavy....
Kathie Lee Gifford Elevator Slut By : DickThePimp Just chillin' in the elevator at 30 Rock. The operator dude isn't paying me any mind so I blaze up. Elevator stops. The doors open and in walks the one and only, Kathie Lee Gifford. Damn... I've had a thing for this bitch forever. She still looks good though... especially for 66. White tank top and bra, whi...