The Adventures of Semen and Pussy Girl I was your typical stock broker, except for one thing - I was Semen, the superhero. I was the sexiest and most powerful fucker in the whole world, and with fucker I mean fucker. No one knew my true identity, during the regular day I was just know as Tom Rice, but when it came to a sexual emergency, I was known as Seme...
God, crime scenes give me such a justice boner. Really makes me want to...narrate my heroic exploits. "Lit from the flames of a burning sex shop, a tall, shapely silhouette looms over the city. It is one fucking *heroic* silhouette. She got a shadow that does not quit. Curves in all the right places, and a TRUNK in front of that junk. That is the sexy-ass s...
Luke and Sarah strode up the path to the Fletcher house, or rather mansion, Luke thought to himself, eyeing the large estate with trepidation. He and Sarah had argued over breakfast about how best to approach the newly-married Bree-Anne Fletcher. He'd wanted to do it alone; so had Sarah. They'd finally settled on doing it together. "The shock value of both...
I can’t believe how handsome you look tonight. I love it when a man dress up for his woman. There isn’t any man in this world that doesn’t look good in a tuxedo. And with that black silk cape and high black hat, you look like a gentleman from the 1800. And you behave accordingly, too. When you picked me up at me door, you brought me a bunch of dark red ros...
Chapter 1- Foreboding 7:30 a.m. 19th November, 2012 Home (#34 Ray Drive, 52nd and 4th, New York) "Good evening, fair lady," I said, placing my glass on the table in front of her, my other hand holding onto the back of her chair as I leaned in over her shoulder, "May I have this dance?" "Why, certainly!" she replied, rising as I pulled her chair back, taki...
As Salam Alaikum, people. The name is Farah Hussein and I'm a young Black Muslim woman of Somali descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I was born in the City of Mogadishu, Somalia, and raised in provincial Ontario. These days, I'm studying police foundations at Algonquin College, and life simply couldn't be better. I recently got out of a bad relati...
Disclaimer and Warning THIS IS A PARODY OF DC COMICS CHARACTERS!!! All the characters belong to DC Comics, a Time Warner Company. No Copyright infringement is intended. I just borrowed them so that I could appease my constant need for Fan Fiction and to please some adoring fans out there. I have not received one red cent from writing this story and if you...
Tommy had been asking himself two questions a lot the past few days: 1) "How is Black Mask gaining so much new territory?" 2) "What am I going to do when the real Batman comes back?" The first one was the more urgent query. Tommy had done well in his battle against the new mob bosses that were fighting to take The Penguin's place. He (well, Huntress) had...
"Are you absolutely sure about this idea Fury?" asked a concerned Reed Richards. That he didn't only find friends with this commentar in this room was clear to him but as always he didn't care. "If you have a better idea, just say it Richards. I'm all ears." The head of SHIELD replied to the scientist, but the scientist failed to answer....
Feel Free to post some Comments or share your ideas. Writers are always welcome :) When Captain America entered the room he already suspected that it would be one of those days. It was extremely rare that the leaders of all 4 big associations met. Tony, who walked next to him, seemed to know that too. The heavy steps of the Iron Man armor echoed in the long...