There is not so much that a horny college student can look forward to on a Monday morning. It's Calc at 9am and I try to take notes but my eyes keep straying to the shapely backside of that dark girl from South America who always sits in front of me. Today she is wearing a bra with a yellow shoulder strap that I can just spy out under her sweater neck. Next...
This is a Earth Day contest story. Please vote. * Taking a beat down for God, supermodels misunderstand their Earth Day modeling assignments. Christie Brinkley was the first to appear for the photo shoot, an Earth Day commercial for Pita Breads, a new bread, even lower in carbohydrates and calories and made with all natural ingredients. Since she's always...
This is a freaky elevator fuckfest parody. My friend Spence Ulchin and I were riding an elevator at 30 Rock, the NBC building in NYC. I was there on business and I brought him along to keep me from getting bored. The elevator stopped and one very interesting person got on. She was very recognizable and especially to me. We used to date. She's the Queen of S...
Author's note: disabled comments because of spam and TMIs. If you liked the story, give it a rating and favourite, and maybe write something of your own. ***** Shortly after I started working for them, Victoria's Secret had briefly been down four Angels. Alessandra Ambrosio had found that she could make more money and become more famous by doing porn, whi...
Missy called me a half hour later. "Okay, where am I meeting you?" "Victoria's Secret." "Oh. Um. Okay." I grinned. "See you in a couple of minutes." I clicked off and resumed staring at the models on the massive poster displays in the front of the store. I knew they were fake. I knew they were airbrushed beyond belief. But that didn't make them any less...
LOCATION: Rome, Italy MISSION: To seduce and catch a jewel thief and to stop another jewel heist from happening. I arrived at Rome. Other than the mission, I thought of so many things about Rome, like the architecture, the history, the romance, the food, the wine, and the art. My alias was Alyssa Solomon, a jewelry buyer/designer from Los Angeles. I was st...
Lexington Steele cringed as Nyomi Banxxx licked her lips while stroking her strap-on dildo. The tall Black dominatrix flashed him her trademark wicked grin as she applied lubricant all over the dildo. A strap-on dildo modeled after the penis of the world-famous porn legend and multi-millionaire businessman Lexington Steele. Lying on his back, his arms and le...
Are you a young Black man in Canada's Capital Region who's having trouble finding a chick to fuck? Are you sick and tired of sexy and beautiful, educated Black Canadian women making you wait forever to get some pussy? If so, call us at the Love Match Line. We match people based on compatibility and need. Hold on, folks. We have our first caller. His name is...
Friday was, as it had always been for as long as I could remember, movie night. My best friend Jaxon would come over to my house with a bad horror movie and we'd pop it in the DVD player, cuddle up on the couch with a bowl of popcorn, and make fun of all the horribly dramatic and gory deaths happening on the screen before us. Tonight, however, was slightly d...
I've taken a well-deserved beating over my latest submission for the 2012 Survivor Contest, "Cinderella and the King". I had to confess to one commentator that I had written it in haste and done only little research on it. That story is one of two that I am considering pulling, but, obviously I won't do that until I get around to replacing them with better o...