Meet Sylvia O'Shea. She is a completely unremarkable woman. A five-foot-three, plump, plain-faced Irishwoman with a thick body and big butt. She's large and plain, folks. Let's face it, she is not nor will she ever be beautiful. She's not that intelligent and doesn't have a very good or interesting personality. Sylvia is also a slob. Yes, women can be slobs...
Andrew had never been impressed by anyone or anything. Friends sometimes described him as stoic, but that wasn't necessarily true. He'd met many celebrities, but considered them just people. Entertaining people, perhaps - but just people nonetheless. Andrew had flown all around the world, but was totally blase about exotic sights and locations, such as the...
Hello, perverts. Thank you for joining me once again as I explore the disturbing landscape of my own mind, where supermodels scream bad words during sex, every girl likes to have her nipples sucked, and Jennifer Garner is not as annoying in real life as she seems. Tonight, I’ll be discussing one of my favorite topics. Porn. For just a moment, say the wo...
******************** 11000 words. Tags: baywatch, victoria's secret, Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo, Lily Aldridge, Stacy Kamano, threesome, skinny dipping, phone sex ******************** This is the sixth in an open ended "celeb harem" story putting together two of the greatest franchises known to Man, Baywatch and the Victoria's Secret Angels, and t...
I have always been afraid of my dark side. I have always denied it even to myself, because good girls aren't supposed to want THAT kind of sex. And good girls who use a wheelchair damn sure aren't supposed to want any kind of sex, let alone THAT kind of sex. It's harsh and rough. Edgy. Maybe a little bit painful. But fascinating. And so damn hot. So for all...
The name is Craig Johnstown. I'm a six-foot-tall, good-looking young black man living in the small rural town of Hawking, Oregon. The story that I am about to tell you concerns a certain dark period in my life. I call it the Dark Side. It doesn't matter if you're a good person with strong morals and principles, you can only be pushed so far before you start...
Jackie was thinking of a man. Any man. Age was unimportant but he had to have stamina. A man, or the next best thing. She closed her book. Her thoughts were getting in the way of reading and the sun was too bright on the page. It was warm and quiet in her secluded garden. She put the book down beside her deck chair and looked around. There were a dozen th...
The looks on people's faces when they see me walking around with my boyfriend always amuse me. Apparently, there's some unwritten rule out there that Arab girls aren't supposed to date Black men. Sorry, I wasn't around when that rule got coined, so I don't feel the need to adhere to it. The name is Genevieve Abdullah, and I'm a young woman of Lebanese descen...
I started dating Kris Jenner, head of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, several months ago. It mainly was for two reasons. First, I wanted to fuck all her daughters, so I figured it would be easier if I got in good with their mom. Second, I got drunk and horny... and made out with her at a nightclub. We ended up fucking, and she assumed we were gonna start dating,...
5000 words. Tags: baywatch, victoria's secret, Carmen Electra, Alessandra Ambrosio, Stacy Kamano, Gigi Hadid, Brande Roderick, double blowjob, trailer sex, Hollywood This chapter has benefited greatly from editing by my "picador", Nick. Apologies for the long absence as life got in the way. ******************** This is the ninth in an open ended "celeb ha...