This story is definitely NOT to be taken seriously - - it's just a silly bit of fun I wanted to get out of my head. As it's the first time I've tried writing in the Humor/Satire category I hope you'll be gentle with me as far as comments or votes go. The first part is based on an idea from a friend - - if you like it, thank him, if you don't, blame me. As...
Had she really called her "Miss Tits-a-lot" or had Fiona imagined it? She didn't have time to speculate, as she rushed down the corridor to the waiting plane. Stumbling into the first class cabin, she attracted everyone's attention. The other passengers whispered, and a few pointed. She ignored them and made it to her seat. She had the aisle seat, and there...
By my third week of motherhood, I was feeling good enough to begin taking my baby on short walks. Bundled up in her stroller – it was the dead of a midwestern winter – she gurgled and cooed while we made our way to a nearby market or drugstore, and I was insanely proud of the fawning comments she got from passersby! I almost always wore pants those first few...
For those of you waiting for the next chapter, I'm sorry for the long pause. Life happens, and Dani got lost in the shuffle. I do certainly Hope I get a chance to share some time with Dani much sooner this time around... Having to go back and reread 1-8, because my notes didn't have enough info tells me that I need better notes, or I was away waaayyy toooo L...
The first time I open my eyes I know that I feel very different and I am not sure why. I can feel that I am wearing something smooth like I haven't worn in a very long time. My head hurts like I have never hurt before and the rest of my body just hurts. When I try to move my head I find that I am completely immobilized and I start to panic until I see Kaleb...
Dressed for Disaster: The Prequel Pat Summers put his suitcases on the bed, and made a quick survey of his room. He noted with approval the full-length mirror on the back of the closet door, and he poked his head into the bathroom to inspect the bathtub and vanity. Not overly luxurious, but they would do. First things first. He opened his computer case and...
Chapter 1: A New Prescription... My first story, please give me tips! Author note: The main character's name is pronounced: Shar-me-on. * Charmion groaned and pounded her fist on the steering wheel. She was tired. She hadn't slept in days; her sexual tension was killing her. She wanted to have sex so bad, she was so curious. At 22 she was old to be a vi...
Just a little parody I did for fun. Day of launch April 11 – NASA Mission Control Center, Houston "Looks like Mr. Kranz has pulled out the old needle and thread again," some of the flight controllers muttered, as a large white package landed on the flight director's desk. "The last one looks like she'd bought it from a gypsy." "Ah well you can't argue wi...
This series is based on the recent debut series of the eleventh incarnation of Doctor Who, and his new companion Amelia Pond. Although it will follow certain aspects of the episodes, its main purpose is to show the adventures and development of Amy's sexuality. This part is based on the episodes 'The Hungry Earth' and 'Cold Blood', although it is taken dire...
Dani was anxious to get Stacy alone and talk to her about the trip to New York. She was sure that she was going to be up for the trip, plus she wanted to talk to her about pros and cons of the hip implants. Linda had given Stacy the heads up, so she was ready when she rounded Linda's workspace. When they got in the car, Dani couldn't hold her excitement to...